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Song Parodies -> "Heart Shaped Can"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Heart Shaped Can"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
It hurts, to look
And I don’t care if she knows how to cook
Short shorts, firm thighs
I could go for cherry pie
She comes struttin’ with a natural tan
Bet every guy goes crazy for her heart shaped can.
Men watch, she just winks
She don’t need to buy herself a drink
High heels, low blouse
When she goes out she brings down the house
She looks so stunning to all of her male fans
‘Cause every guy goes crazy ‘bout her heart shaped can
Nice girl, mean top
But they all notice how her bottom pops
Cool shorts, hot buns
Lookin’great, lookin’ for fun
They all line up when she’s wanting to dance
‘Cause every guy goes crazy ‘bout a heart shaped can
And I don’t care if she knows how to cook
Short shorts, firm thighs
I could go for cherry pie
She comes struttin’ with a natural tan
Bet every guy goes crazy for her heart shaped can.
Men watch, she just winks
She don’t need to buy herself a drink
High heels, low blouse
When she goes out she brings down the house
She looks so stunning to all of her male fans
‘Cause every guy goes crazy ‘bout her heart shaped can
Nice girl, mean top
But they all notice how her bottom pops
Cool shorts, hot buns
Lookin’great, lookin’ for fun
They all line up when she’s wanting to dance
‘Cause every guy goes crazy ‘bout a heart shaped can
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Definitely, sounds like my kind a' babe...sexy write
Sounds like she's "the living end!". Good job. ;D
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