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Song Parodies -> "Sharpton's Can"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Sharpton's Can"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Gold seat, pearl trim
A shape that's tailor-made to snuggle him
Mink rug, bronze tank
Just like sittin' in a bank
They keep linin' up cause it's in demand
Now everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can
Good books, no rush
It's like Borders with a hushy-flush
Squirt soap, Pert Plus
The toilet paper says "In God We Trust"
It's hoity-toity when the toidy's so grand
So everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can
[guitar solo]
Poor Al, big load
Can't even use his very own commode
Quick run, half mile
Gets 'er done, Texaco style
This pool party wasn't part of the plan
Cause everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can
A shape that's tailor-made to snuggle him
Mink rug, bronze tank
Just like sittin' in a bank
They keep linin' up cause it's in demand
Now everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can
Good books, no rush
It's like Borders with a hushy-flush
Squirt soap, Pert Plus
The toilet paper says "In God We Trust"
It's hoity-toity when the toidy's so grand
So everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can
[guitar solo]
Poor Al, big load
Can't even use his very own commode
Quick run, half mile
Gets 'er done, Texaco style
This pool party wasn't part of the plan
Cause everyone's waitin' for Al Sharpton's can
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It looks like when Al Sharpton puts money in the "pot" he really puts it into his "potty" :-D Great song Porfle, 555 "fills the bowl" ;-) I also did a parody of this OS called "Insurance Man" http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/zztop73.shtml
Good one, WCJ. This is my second go at it. Thanks for the v/c!
Nice parody-555!!! I had a bAL movement with Sharp-pains earlier ;-D
Wow, I hope everything came out okay.
Funny stuff, I love this OS and took a shot at it myself a few years back. And now I know more about Al Sharpton than I ever wanted :)
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