-> "Link and Zelda Love"
Original Song Title:
"California Love"
Original Performer:
2Pac and Dr. Dre
Parody Song Title:
"Link and Zelda Love"
The Lyrics
Link and Zelda love
Link and Zelda, will fight the baddies
Link and Zelda, will fight the baddies
In the country, the country of Hyrule
In the ranch of good ole Lon,
In the valley, the valley of Gerudo
They keep on slashin', they keep on slashin'
Link:
Now let me welcome everybody to the land of Hyrule
A land that's all magical like Star Fox and Ness.
The bugs dig in soft soil cause they can't take the air.
Pack a sword and a shield for the monsters that's there.
We in Gerudo Valley where the rough tough girls be
The Valley where ya never find a guy within thee,
And they are all a bunch of hardcore theives
Power hungry Ganondorf tryin' to start a scene
I've been fighting him for many years wearing tunics
Hoping I ditch this green dress real soon-ics
Now its 04 and I'm still fighting baddies
Hookshot shining
Lookin' like I found a big rupee
Its all good from Clock Town to the well
Those lands they will get hit by the moon with no delay
Play Song of Time if you feel the same way
Link putting it down for Hyrule oh yay.
Link and Zelda (Link and Zelda), will fight the baddies (will fight the baddies)
Link and Zelda (Goron City), will fight the baddies... (That's right)
In the country (country) of Hyrule, country of Hyrule
In the ranch of good ole Lon, good ole Lon...
In the valley valley of Gerudo (valley of Gerudo)...
They keep on slashin', they keep on slashin (keep on slashin)
Yeah, yow make em shake, come on...
Shake em, shake them rupees.
Shake, shake em, (shake em baby)
Shake, shake em Ingo.
Shake em Zelda.
Shake em Zelda...
Shake, shake em baby...
That's right!
Shake, shake em baby.
Shake, shake em Ingo.
Shake it Zelda
Zelda:
Papa's dead,
Ganon's the head.
These prophecies I'm dreamin'
Soon as I found the green boy
I'm seein Navi beamin.
Fiendin' for some hero's help that's all -
The life of a young Sage princess.
When Ghoma dies, it's our ball.
Only in Hyrule will we kill it and beat it so it will die
In the valley where we wear boots and ties
(Yeah, that's right... uh)
Dressed in skirts and Iron Boots, and ride is what we do.
Flossin', but have caution - we will ride Epona too...
Famous because we win fights - world wide.
Let 'em ponder us from Pirates' Cove 'till midnight
Screamin and yellin like a horror flick,
Its Hyrule, so you know the Koks won't escape the forest ticks
Say what you say but give me those arrows for fuel...
Let me use them to get Ganondorf, fool
From Nintendo to Sega...
The Atari and whateva
Hyrule is where they put the swords down
Give us love!
Link and Zelda (Link and Zelda) will fight the baddies (aint no doubt)
Link and Zelda (do do do do do do) will fight the baddies
C'mon, baby...
In the country (Castle Town) of Hyrule...
In the ranch of good ole Lon,
That's right...
In the valley, the valley of Gerudo
They keep it slashin' keep it slashin' they keep it slashin'
Yeah, Yeah...
Link: Now make em shake... Ahhh...
Shake, shake, shake em baby.
Ahhh
Shake, shake, shake em baby.
Yeah...
Shake, shake em Mama.
Shake em Ingo,
Shake em Ingo!
Shake, Shake em baby,
Shake em Ingo!
Shake, shake em...
Ahhh
Shake, shake em Hyrule.
Castle Town!
Shake em Ingo...
Ahhh! Yeah, ahhh...
Ahhh
Link: Snowfall Temple in the house, ahhh!
Yeah
Snowfall Mountain... Snowfall definitely in the house.
Clocktown, yeah, Clocktown...
Zelda:
Eh, You know Ruto up in this...
Lake Hylia, where you at?
Yeah, Ikana Desert...
Ikana Desert always up to no good.
Even Darunia tryin' to get a piece of that...
Saria, Saria where you at?
Yeah...
Throw it up y'all! Throw it up! Throw it up!
I can't see ya...
Link and Zelda Love...
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