The last five years, I’ve been feeling ill
Kinda worried about a future world of dopes:
The next generation

I realized quickly that it can’t be good
For young girls to look up to this empty-headed clan
Always on their TV’s

And so I try sometimes
And I’m scratching my head
But I can’t figure out
Why they’re so brain-dead
Is our, education system, that inferior?

And so I take it as a warning
And I stay inside
And I do a quick check, lock my doors and hide
And I brace myself for what’s to come
The world's gone dumb!

And I say: Blay-ay-ay-ame Blay-ay-ay-ame
I said blame, the Kardashians

And I say: Blay-ay-ay-ame Blay-ay-ay-ame
I said blame, the Kardashians

(nasally) ooh, ooh ooooooooooooooooh
ooh, ooh ooooooooooooooooh

I ask why? Oh why god, I ask why?
Why give them time? It’s fame prostitution

They say “kray”, oh my god, they say “kray”
THERE’S NO SUCH WORD AS “KRAY!!”
It’s de-evolution

These are scary times
The epidemic’s widespread
When Paris Hilton’s got more
Going on in her head
And she, almost seems classy and sort of more pure

And so I tweet in the morning
And I mock and deride
I even curse Seacrest, but he never replies
And I scream and then pop some Tums
Damn Kardashians!

Every day-ay-yay-yay Day-ay-ay
Everyday, on E! Television

She had a, faay-aake wed-ding day-ay-ay
She said, “Hey, is this camera on?”

And then there’s, Ray-aay-aay-aay J-aay-aay
He’s Ray J, Kim he peed upon

It makes me hay-yay-yay-yay Hay-yay-HATE HATE HATE
It makes me hate, Armenians (okay, I didn’t really mean that)

ooh, ooh ooooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooooooh

Over five years, in our lives they’re still
You’d think by now people would get their fill, but nope
What’s the fascination?