Song Parodies -> "My Stomach Goes Blaaargh"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Habits Die Hard"

Original Performer:

"My Stomach Goes Blaaargh"

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The Lyrics

Just from looking at the original song title you can probably figure out that this one started as a Lord of the Rings parody idea, how I came to end up puking this thing up instead I don't know, too much beer lately?

It's straightforward, to unpack
Heaving it all up, comes as simple as that
I'm not one for breakfast, I'm throwing a toast
I eat and it's gone, to the graphic and gross

Just when I thought I could hold it down
It all came up again
I sow what I eat, the full intakes
Belly bids farewell, nature reclaims

My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh

I'm stuck with a gut that is burning inside
I eat what I can, hope the sick'll subside
Always loosing it double, just tryin' to stay stood
But as emptied twice I think I'll succumb

My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
And now I'm down, I'm lower than the pits
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh

Again it's time to go

I'm straightforward, I'm real wack
If we're caught at a dinner, stay a meter back
With a loaded bad stomach, corrupted within
I'm a plague for waiters, full of virus that grins

And when I think I can hold it down
It all comes up again
I sow what I eat, the full intakes
Belly bids farewell, nature reclaims

My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
I think I got some sorta hiatus
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh
Everything's up but my status
My stomach - My stomach goes blaaargh

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TJC - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Take three fives and call me in the morning...

The Charnstar - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Hehehe, man, my stomach does that alot, so take my advice... Don't drink raw egg... it just makes it worse

Red Ant - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment

The first parody idea that came to mind from looking at TOS title is "Bruce Willis Dies Hard" (run with that if you want to). I've been a bit under the weather lately myself, though I've been spared from this subject (eject?) matter. Good stuff, and remember, puking up beer is alcohol abuse!

Peter Andersson - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanx TJC, The Charnstar and Red Ant. As for the title I figured the word "habits" replaced with "hobbits" would pretty much open up a lot of LotR angles to be played with.

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