Song Parodies -> "Santa on Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Back in Black"

Original Performer:

"Santa on Crack"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

lol: i was bored and came up with this little number

Santa's back
With his big sack
In the chimney
But he is too fat
Yes he's stuck there
In the flu pipe of my little lair
He's getting a face full of soot and his clothes are all black
He's acting weird I think he's on crack
Talking crazy, He's high
Cos he's been smoking too much wacky baccy
Santa's back
In chimney crack
He's to fat
He's smoking crack
He's talking some whack
Depressed and smokes Crack

We got him down
He fin'ly came around
He told his problems
How he started crack
Boost his performance
He's to fat
He's working to hard on that one Christmas Night
And all the elves are slacking with making the toys
And their union threatened that they would take action
So he started drugs. To just uh get him through it
But then it turned out no good. and the elves took action
Their on strike
Yes on strike
Well their on strike
Yes on strike
Well their on strike
Well Santa's on crack
Yes he is on crack

Santa's back
In chimney crack
He's to fat
He's smoking crack
He's talking some whack
Depressed and smokes Crack

Santa smokes crack
Crack crack crack crack
He talks whack, yes, he is on crack

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