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Song Parodies -> "Pirate Ducks"
Original Song Title:
"Thunderstruck"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Pirate Ducks"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
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Yoooohoohooohoo. . . .
(Pirates) (Pirates) (Pirates) (Pirates) . . .
We were caught
In the ocean by an evil pack (Pirates)
Tied and bound
And they stole all our real good slacks (Pirates)
What we faced
Was a soulless group who steals loot (Pirates)
Seems they flew
Onto our boat, and they wore boots (Pirates)
We Heard a thump
Shot our Captain’s heart
Then they ate his lunch
They were so smart
They were—Pirate Ducks
They raised their war flag
It was yellow, they made quacking sounds
They wanted our crackers, yeah crackers
And they had big guns
Rubies and pearls
Was not what they wanted this time
Looked kinda cool, They were rubber too
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they weren’t too kind
They were barely at our feet
But they beat us with ease
Took all the bread they could find
They were Pirate Ducks, What the f**K
Yeah yeah yeah, Pirate Ducks
Oh, Pirate Ducks,
yeah
Yellow was brighter than bees
Could you let us go please????
Pirate Ducks, Had No luck
Yeah yeah yeah, Evil Ducks
Don’t want bucks, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said yeah, They can fight
Took by surprise
Yeah, and they bite
Though they’re pint size
(small size)
Pirate Ducks, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Us they struck, Tried to duck, bombs they chucked
Whoa baby, baby, Pirate ducks
They were Pirate ducks, we were stuck
Pirate Ducks, Man this sucks
Hit by Pirate Duuuuuuuucks
(Pirates) (Pirates) (Pirates) (Pirates) . . .
We were caught
In the ocean by an evil pack (Pirates)
Tied and bound
And they stole all our real good slacks (Pirates)
What we faced
Was a soulless group who steals loot (Pirates)
Seems they flew
Onto our boat, and they wore boots (Pirates)
We Heard a thump
Shot our Captain’s heart
Then they ate his lunch
They were so smart
They were—Pirate Ducks
They raised their war flag
It was yellow, they made quacking sounds
They wanted our crackers, yeah crackers
And they had big guns
Rubies and pearls
Was not what they wanted this time
Looked kinda cool, They were rubber too
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they weren’t too kind
They were barely at our feet
But they beat us with ease
Took all the bread they could find
They were Pirate Ducks, What the f**K
Yeah yeah yeah, Pirate Ducks
Oh, Pirate Ducks,
yeah
Yellow was brighter than bees
Could you let us go please????
Pirate Ducks, Had No luck
Yeah yeah yeah, Evil Ducks
Don’t want bucks, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said yeah, They can fight
Took by surprise
Yeah, and they bite
Though they’re pint size
(small size)
Pirate Ducks, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Us they struck, Tried to duck, bombs they chucked
Whoa baby, baby, Pirate ducks
They were Pirate ducks, we were stuck
Pirate Ducks, Man this sucks
Hit by Pirate Duuuuuuuucks
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Wow! There seriously isn't a topic that you can't handle. Pirate ducks, eh? That's pretty insane and you live off of insanity!
Great to see 3 AC/DC's on the same day. Weird & wonderful concept. What's next? One about Toilet Duck? Hope you get that product in the US or else you won't have a clue what I'm on about.
You didn't piarte these fives(at least from me...)
Spelled "pirate" wrong on last comment...
Great as always, B.A. Dave! Pirate ducks! Very interesting. Listened to this OS the first time and loved it! And I'm even not that crazy about AC/DC. OK, I'll admit it, I'm growing more fond of them and their music and found them to be rather awesome. How about a tasty bowl of soup and 555 quackers...I mean crackers! LOL, I quack myself up sometimes!
Chips ahoy, MissouriRumRunner; I love it when you ' talk pirate' ,SirDave !
I quacked a smile. Would have loved to have Daffy or Donald make a cameo appearance here.
A Donald or Daffy reference would have put this over the top, I agree with Agrimorfee on this one but the fact that those rubber duckies dressed as pirates coming to life and robbing crackers and apparently pants from boats out in the ocean is pretty silly.
I see a remake of "Pirates of the Caribbean" here, this time with Captain Quack Sparrow. Yo ho!
(Artistry) First penguin terrorists and now pirate ducks. Is there any species of bird and generally disliked vocation you can't combine and churn out an awesome parody about? My bet says the next one is about parrot lawyers. 555!
Great work! I was going to do one called "Super Duck' but I guess that's out haha. Nice job Dave!
(ABC) Haha that's a funny little image you painted in my head sir. Awesome job!
(ABC) See above! Still waitin' on that parrot lawyer parody.
(ABC) I love ducks! and this paody!
(ABC) Whoa...sombody step on a duck? (Rodney dangerfield from Caddyshack after letting one loose)...LOL
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