-> "The Mine"
Original Song Title:
"The Sign"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Mine"
Parody Written by:
Jonny Neroth
The Lyrics
Shock!
I gotta new wife
You would hardly recognize her I'm so glad
How could a person like me feared for you
Why do I bother
When you're not the one to be
Oooo, it's tough, enough
I saw the mine and it opened up your thighs I saw your spine
Life is really cursing without malicious pleasure
I saw the mine and it opened up your thighs I saw your spine
No one's gonna drag you up and put the parts back where they belong
And where do they belong?
Under the pale moose
For so many years I've ponder who you are
How can a reason like you bring me down
Under the pale moose
Where I see a lot of parts
It's tough, enough
I saw the mine...
I saw the mine and it opened up my mind
And I am happy now living without you
I've hated you, ooohhh
I saw the mine and it opened up your thighs I saw your spine
No one's gonna drag you up and put the parts back where they belong
I saw the mine - I saw your spine - I saw the mine
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