-> "Deal or No Deal?"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Turn Around"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Deal or No Deal?"
The Lyrics
If you wanna leave
He won't beg you to stay
But if you wanna play, darling
Maybe you’ll have a bad day
Is it gonna be wrong?
Is it gonna be right?
You’re worried about this case tonight
”The Banker just called
Your offer just came
And now I must ask…”
Deal or no deal?
‘Cause you've got an offer worth taking
Deal or no deal?
Aren’t you gonna do one more try?
Just walk away
You just gotta hit
This red button
Your answer is no?
5 more cases to go
Just 5 more to go
You can’t miss those girls with cases
Such a nice sight (such a nice sight)
And you should know my name ain’t Howard
So call me Howie, alright? (Howie’s alright)
Is it one from the left?
Is it one from the right?
Is the number inside your case alright?
“I know that more cash
Is what your prefer…
The banker made another offer…”
Deal or no deal?
‘Cause you've got an offer worth taking
Deal or no deal?
Aren’t you gonna do one more try?
Just walk away
It’s tearing you apart,
This decision
Your answer’s still no?
4 more cases to go
You wish you could shout out loud
What’s the offer?
You wish they would give you the
Million
“Banker called the phone, all the lights turn red
People all around want to know what he said
But I’m going to speak for him…instead”
Deal or no deal?
‘Cause you've got an offer worth taking
Deal or no deal?
Aren’t you gonna do one more try?
Just walk away
You just gotta hit
This red button
You say you don’t know?!
Baby, deal or no deal?
Deal or no deal?!
Don’t walk away!
You really really could have one million
Just one way to know!
Deal or no deal?!
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