I, I love the booze life
But have nothing to hold my drink
I'm so sad
How could a person like me drink some beer?
Whine, Whine to my brother
Then he showed this thing to me
It's my favorite cup!

I saw the stein
Now my mouth's no longer dry
I saw the stein
It's so outstanding this here in my hand thing

I saw the stein
Now there's no reason to cry
I saw the stein
Check out my sweet German cup which I'll drink from all night to get a buzz
I told you what it was!

Pour me some Blue Moon
There's so many beers I wonder how they taste!
How could a person like me get so trashed?
Down at the Saloon
Where I'm gonna get shit-faced
When's enough enough?

I saw the stein
Now I'm gonna get so fried
I saw the stein
Once was upstanding now I am crash landing

I saw the stein
Goin' nuts like Mister Hyde
I saw the stein
Check out my sweet German cup which I'll drink from all night to get a buzz
I'll splash it down my jaws

I saw the stein
And it made me lose my mind
And I'm so happy now guzzlin' down brew
Till I spew

I saw the stein
And I threw up on my wife
I saw the stein
She smashed my sweet German cup we got into a fight since I was buzzed

I saw the stein
I used the stein
I drained the stein
I loved the stein
She smashed my stein
I miss my stein
Need a new stein
Where is my stein?
Now I must apologize
She smashed my stein!