this is a game.
it's um, one of the classic games....
it's from an Nintendo 64, before Super Mario 64...
The Star Fox game.
(laughs a little)

Woke up in the morning,
Put up the new Shooter place,
Had to watch some anthromorphic animals,
getting ready for outer space.
Got no clue where the Lylat System comes from,
Just know everything's fine,
In this ol' Star Fox game.

Well, I see this good fox on the run,
and the old hare did a barrel roll.
I've seen this big howling wolf,
Who's been slurping out of the bowl.
I know you want to get started on it,
But there's no reaching your goal.
Everybody needs to save the world,
In this Star Fox game.

Well, in this game, they had me play as Slippy Toad,
And my ears heard him croak.
But there's not a bullfrog coming down that road.
In the Star Fox game, you save the day,
Andross took down your world.
Venom blew your planet up,
And nobody could be here to save your squirrels.
Always remember to save the falcon bird,
Make sure he doesn't get blown away by the wind.
No animals can escape their flying machines in this Star Fox game.

airwings & masters, airwings & masters,
Motherships, motherships,
Motherships,
Landmaster...

Slippy Toad, slip, Slippy Toad,
Slippy Toad, slip, Slippy Toad.
Slippy Toad, slip, Slippy Toad.

Well, I dreamt that night and I woke up to see,
Falco Lombardi was about to tell me,
"why do you think that I fly like an eagle?"
I said, "I gotta ride away, just soar like a seagull."
Then Peppy and Pigma started joining my war,
And Krystal the Vixen has broke my guitar.
Then the tricky prince took my beautiful crown,
"it's called Star Fox Battle,
Said the wolf in town."
I said, "What have I done
To make you get real mad?"
They said you have killed us all,
It ain't totally rad.
Then Leon Powalki said,
"You better go back to bed."
But then my Slippy Toad came
And popped out of my head.
He said, "If it wasn't for Star Fox,
We wouldn't be around,
You should be buying this game,
not burning it to the ground.
They save the day,
And then you save their lives,
You should be getting along,
And giving them high fives.
Now all the other animals,
Just leave us alone,
And we all will play the game,
Without your crazy gnome.

Thanks to Slippy Toad,
Slip, Slippy Toad.
Slippy Toad.
Slip, Slippy Toad.

Well, me & Slippy Toad became good friends,
We played smash brothers until the end,
We'll never forget the Star Fox game....