There's something weird with your ears, Toby
I drew the way it is
With two big funny eyes

I'm seeing things in cartoonic ways
Thank God, I'm paid for this
It sure beats salting fries

Yeah!
I'm scribbling on the Etch!
Scribbling on the Etch!
Scribbling on the Etch!
Scribbling on the Etch!

Now just sit down with your girl, Toby
For what job draw you in?
Circus clown, splattered pi-i-i-ie
Pie, pie, pie, pie

Now I can draw a caveman
With one color of this pen
But mister wants a clown I roll my eyes

Yeah!
I'm scribbling on the Etch!
(Half-hour you'll sit it's galling)
(Any hobby, any hobby)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(When you see toon self, appalled)
(Any hobby, Any hobby)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(But I'll take my time keep stalling)
(Any hobby, Any hobby)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(Any hobby, Any hobby)

Tell me what to draw, in what occupation?
Animation Transformation
Your head is quite huuuge

Lips big a little, huge ones I'm installing
Even if I wasn't, drawn body parts lead bawling
"Hack with pen!"
Why can't you comprehend?
My hands hold a pen, drawing Ken with a hen

(Artistic solo)

Ask me what just leads to all your inspiration?
Explanation? Compensation
You're paying me, duuude!

Your children giggle and squirm as I try to draw them
Drew them as was, not my fault he has five foreheads
"Hack with pen!"
When will insults end?
Again, and again, and again, and again

Picked a fight with a fool today
He told me that his pictures wrong!
But I could tell him no, and just take the dough
But his whole possies ganging up
(Sounds of fists hitting cartoonist)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(Half-hour you'll sit it's galling)
(Any hobby, any hobby)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(When you see toon self, appalled)
(Any hobby, Any hobby)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(But I'll take my time keep stalling)
(Any hobby, Any hobby)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(Any hobby, Any hobby)

Scribbling on the Etch!
Scribbling on the Etch!
Scribbling on the Etch!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Draw-draw-draw

Scribbling on the Etch!
(I quite love this job I'm lolling)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(If you're short, I'll draw you tall)

Scribbling on the Etch!
(Like Da Vinci when I draw)

Scribbling on the Etch!
Scribbling on the Etch!
(I will draw yourself)
(I will draw yourself)
(I will draw yourself)
(I'll draw)
Scribbling on the Etch!
(I will draw yourself)
(I will draw yourself)
(I will draw yourself)
(I will draw yourself)
(I will draw yourself)
(I'll draw)
Scribbling on the Etch!

Scribbling on the Et-et-et-et-etch!!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Got a wad of cash now