There's something wrong at the Bowl today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our balls
We're bowling now in a different way
Coach knows it ain't his
That gutter's got some gall

I'm bowling with some girls
I'm bowling with some girls
I'm bowling with some girls
I'm bowling with some girls

There's something wrong at the Bowl today
The gutter's going down
To heck with that surprise
If you can find who runs this place and run him out of town
Then Mister, you're a better man than I

I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself from losing)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself at all)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself from losing)
I'm bowling with some girls
(Everybody, everybody)

Tell me what you think about this situation
Complication, aggravation is getting to us
I'm gonna kill whoever came up with that gutter
Big guy in the back there, do you have a cutter for that man?
I hope you do, my friend
Again and again and again and again and again

Tell me what you think about this situation
Complication, aggravation is getting to us
I'm gonna kill whoever came up with that gutter
Big guy in the back there, do you have a cutter for that man?
I hope you do, my friend
Again and again and again and again

Something's wrong at the Bowl today
And everybody knows how wrong
But we can tell 'em "No!" or we can let it go
Well, I'd rather just carry on

I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself from losing)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself at all)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself from losing)
I'm bowling with some girls
(Everybody, everybody)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself, I can't help myself)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself, I can't help myself)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself at all)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself from losing)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself at all)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself from losing)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself at all)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself, I can't help myself)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself at all)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself, I can't help myself)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself, I can't help myself)
I'm bowling with some girls
(I can't help myself at all)
I'm bowling with some girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah