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Song Parodies -> "Clear"
Original Song Title:
"Pink"
Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Clear"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
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Clear, it's my best expression
Clear, that is my newest fashion
Clear, I don't wear any covers
'cause Clear lets skin breathe and discover
Clear, though I may look quite scary
Clear, but I am so hairy
Clear let's me enjoy the noon sun
'Cause in truth, I just like the attention
Clear like the liquid called Sprite
Yeah Clear never fits me too tight,
and Clear gives my friends quite a sight
And I know everyone will say I'm not quite right
When I say Clear's better now than white
Yes, I wear it to bingo
and Clear, as I'm out plowing the snow
Clear, I do not pay a cleaner
Don't fear - it's just a misdemeanor
Clear doesn't mess with my sight,
and Clear when I'm up late at night
Clear destroys all of my fright
And I hope everyone sees that it will be alright
No matter who sees me tonight
Now it's time to uncover
Said it is my favorite color
Cause Clear as the windows in my room
and Clear, they do not make that crayon, yeah
Clear's always such a delight (Yeah!)
Clear makes me feel so alirght
Clear it's like white but more bright
And I know everyone is going to want to fight
When they see me in Clear tonight
Clear, that is my newest fashion
Clear, I don't wear any covers
'cause Clear lets skin breathe and discover
Clear, though I may look quite scary
Clear, but I am so hairy
Clear let's me enjoy the noon sun
'Cause in truth, I just like the attention
Clear like the liquid called Sprite
Yeah Clear never fits me too tight,
and Clear gives my friends quite a sight
And I know everyone will say I'm not quite right
When I say Clear's better now than white
Yes, I wear it to bingo
and Clear, as I'm out plowing the snow
Clear, I do not pay a cleaner
Don't fear - it's just a misdemeanor
Clear doesn't mess with my sight,
and Clear when I'm up late at night
Clear destroys all of my fright
And I hope everyone sees that it will be alright
No matter who sees me tonight
Now it's time to uncover
Said it is my favorite color
Cause Clear as the windows in my room
and Clear, they do not make that crayon, yeah
Clear's always such a delight (Yeah!)
Clear makes me feel so alirght
Clear it's like white but more bright
And I know everyone is going to want to fight
When they see me in Clear tonight
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No Daveosmith? Awhhhh.... I was looking forward to that. Oh well, this parody was good, but you know me, I'd think that any parody about nudity is good, because I'm just perverted like that. I just can't help it.
record it!! Really good one and this OS is one of my favorites. 5's
Clear - what Los Angeles longs for - clear air and water.
It's very clear what you were saying here. :-)
Coming in loud and... you know the rest. Loved the crayon line. =)
Thanks everyone:) Adagio, I will try I promise--I'm working on getting a track for it:)
(Artistry) Clear is the new white..or something...;)
(Artistry) That paints such a bad image, I almost can't vote 555.
(Artistry) LOL funny. Fave line: "it's just a misdemeanor".
(Artistry) Whoa there Dave, a little scandalous here! But absolutely hilarious.
Artistry- I always had a feeling you were a nudist at heart, Dave. Very funny and well done.
First Aerosmith OS I remember hearing, awesome,5s
It's clear that I'm going to have to give this fives. Well... Because I already did. AND they should make a clear crayon, that would be cool.
SOTM - If that parodists world convention ever happens and we all get together in one room it'll be quite a commando, but not necessarily an outfit...
SOTM - Can't say I've ever heard clear used as a synonym for naked. This one just didn't do it for me. Sorry.
And Matty, I made a clear crayon once, but I can't seem to find it anymore ... :-)
And Matty, I made a clear crayon once, but I can't seem to find it anymore ... :-)
Great
SOTM - Let's make it clear. The clear issue here is to clear the way to clear out the clear problems that will clearly facilitate a clear resolution! :P
Good Job 555
(SOTM Dec 2007) - Seems clear as crystal to me. In ref to McKludge - If you were clear you'd be less than naked. Who could see you? I found this interesting and I'll allow poetic license for the clear/naked subs.
(SOTM) See [through] above!
(SOTM) heh, I could see the whhels turning on this one Dave - or the pages (no, "ite" page) of the rhyming dictionary - funny idea, mate :-) - 555
Funny idea...I can totally relate to the condition known as "clear"
An Aerosmith song I didn't know.. good luck if you're recording this (though it's probably an easier one to record than Dream On, as Robert Lund can probably testify to). Clearly better lyrically than the OS.
(SOTM) Truth be told, it took me a second read to get into this, Dave...but once the fog "cleared" I enjoyed it immensely. 555
See above! 5s
Funny stuff...I didn't see this the first time around. Lots of stuff from the Aerosmith round I see.
SOTM- Commented before. Clear-ly still very good, Dave.
SOTM - I thought for a second that "Clear" was the name of a laundry detergent, and that this would make an excellent jingle... but alas, the naked visuals...
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