-> "You Don't Wanna Miss a Thing (Tourney Time 2017)"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Parody Song Title:
"You Don't Wanna Miss a Thing (Tourney Time 2017)"
The Lyrics
Now the tourney's on
But you're at a business meeting
Every glance you take is fleeting
At each guy you see believe it
You're getting bored real fast
You take out your tablet
So that you can watch some March Madness
'Cause every moment you miss it gets really tragic
You're stuck in Terry's sales review
But there's like a boatload of games on this afternoon
And you don't wanna miss a thing
The chart you see you don't believe
The sales are going down you see
Q3's looking pretty weak
In the chair backstage about to hit the airwaves
You can't help but watch one or two games
In one of them your team is winning
Then you look at her and thank her for her service
'Cause every day she helps you look oh so perfect
You're Mr. Perfect
You're getting primped to go on air
But some kid just drained a 3 forcing overtime
And you don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause looks are everything you know
It's almost time to go on the show
And now she's powdering your shiny head
You don't wanna miss one shot
You don't wanna miss one block
You just wanna catch each game
On DirecTV, that's your wish
You just wanna watch free throws
Some games go to overtime
And watch each game in the tourney
Until the end of time
You're on a date with your girlfriend
And your favorite team just pulled off a hard-fought win
And you don't wanna miss a thing
Your split your time between the games
And your girl to whom you have this to say
Baby you look nice tonight
You're living in this tiny booth
But your team's tied at the half with a mid-major school
And you don't wanna miss a thing
I take a look at the ticket
I notice one thing is up with
I forgot to get this validated
You're at your 10-year high school reunion
You're talking with guys you haven't seen in years
And you don't wanna miss a thing
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