[Verse 1: Bert]
There's Something Wrong With The Show Today,
I Don't Care About Anything.
Something's Wrong With The Puppets,
We're Looking At Things In A Different Play,
But Jim Knows It Ain't A Thing,
It Sure Ain't No Doubt About It.

[Chorus: Ernie & Bert]
We're Looking For A Way!
We're Looking For A Way.
We're Looking For A Way.
We're Looking For A Way.

[Verse 2: Bert]
There's Something Wrong With This Show Today,
The Cookies Are All Eaten.
There's No More Milk To Buy.
If You Can Make A Socket,
Using Puppeteers For This,
The Next Thing Is You're Kicking Us Outside.

[Chorus: Bert & Ernie]
We're Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think That We Are Losing,
We're Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think That Part At All,
We're Looking For A Way,
You Can't Look At Us For Choosing,
We're Looking For A Way.

[Verse 3: Ernie]
Tell Us What You Think About The Future On Us,
Cartoons On Us, Squashing Us,
Is Considerably True.
If Jordan Strader Tells You That The Spoon Is Falling,
Even If It Wasn't, The Spoon Show's Coming,
Back Again?
I Wish It Would Come In,
Again, And again, And Again, And Again, And...
Tell Us What You Think About The Future On Us,
Cartoons On Us, Squashing Us,
Is Considerably True.
If Jordan Strader Tells You That The Spoon Is Falling,
Even If It Wasn't, The Spoon Show's Coming,
Back Again?
I Wish It Would Come In,
Again, And again, And Again, And Again, And...

[Bridge: Ernie]
There's Something Right From Sesame Street Today,
But Everybody Knows It's Wrong!
So We Can Make Them Go Or We Will Take It Slow,
But Then We Just Don't Give A Fu-[Gets Cut Off By Bert]

[Chorus: Bert & Ernie]
We're Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think That We Are Losing,
We're Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think That Part At All,
We're Looking For A Way,
You Can't Look At Us For Choosing,
We're Looking For A Way.

[Outro: Bert & Ernie]
Looking For A Way,
Looking For A Way,
Looking For A Way,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think That We Are Losing,
We're Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think That Part At All,
Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think that Part[X2]
Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think that Part[X2]
Looking For A Way,
You Can't Think That Part At All,
Looking For A Way, Yay, Wa-yay-ay-ya-ay-yay-ay-ya-yay!