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Song Parodies -> "'I Wanna Thong (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One)'"

Original Song Title:

"'I Wanna Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One)'"

Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"'I Wanna Thong (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One)'"

Parody Written by:

Jenn and Jamie

The Lyrics

I may look like a male but, you don't know what's up.
I swear my cramps hurt almost every single day.
I'll take off my pants and then go pole dance
But mom won't let me so I might just run away.
I-I want to chill with Nate
And maybe even Kate
I want a thong but mom won't let me get one.
I-I hate to wear my clothes.
I know you like what shows.
I want a thong but mom won't let me get one.
I may be a skanky whore but
I know what condoms are for.
I use one almost every single day.
I like to wear a strap, and other kinky crap
But mom won't let me so I might just disobey.
I-I want to chill with Nate
And maybe even Kate
I want a thong but mom won't let me get one.
I-I hate to wear my clothes.
I know you like what shows.
I want a thong but mom won't let me get one.
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I don't remember - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
lol...
Ninja - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ha, quiet funny rendition of the song
Pamplemousse - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hella cool tune. You rock more than chicken and granola bars combined. >3
Morgan - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
:D Fantastic.
deppism - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! I love it
esther - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
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