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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Get a Hair-Cut"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Get a Mohawk"
(MP3)Original Performer:
AFI
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Get a Hair-Cut"
Parody Written by:
Rynn
The Lyrics
The idea came to me when my friend Monica said that she wanted to get a hair cut and it just reminded me of the AFI song, and I started typing it out and decided I should post it on here
I Wanna Get a Hair-Cut (But Mum Wont Let Me Get One)
My name is Davey Havok
and I'm 21 years old
I have never got a hair cut anyday
I wanna cut my hair, because it is too long
but mum wont let me so I might just run away
I wanna see the world!
with my hair out of my face!
I wanna hair cut, but mum wont let me get one
she is a cheap arse bitch, and my hair makes my eyes itch
I wanna hair cut, but mum wont let me get one
so one day I thought
fuck the stupid bitch
I'll take some blades and cut my hair myself
so I took some scissors and slashed my hair
but now it's shitty and I look like a fucking girl
now! I can see the world!
but some man thought I was a girl!
I gotta hair cut!
and broke some dickheads face
I got to pet a dog
who sorta humped my leg
I gotta hair cut!
But I look like a girl
My name is Davey Havok
and I'm 21 years old
I have never got a hair cut anyday
I wanna cut my hair, because it is too long
but mum wont let me so I might just run away
I wanna see the world!
with my hair out of my face!
I wanna hair cut, but mum wont let me get one
she is a cheap arse bitch, and my hair makes my eyes itch
I wanna hair cut, but mum wont let me get one
so one day I thought
fuck the stupid bitch
I'll take some blades and cut my hair myself
so I took some scissors and slashed my hair
but now it's shitty and I look like a fucking girl
now! I can see the world!
but some man thought I was a girl!
I gotta hair cut!
and broke some dickheads face
I got to pet a dog
who sorta humped my leg
I gotta hair cut!
But I look like a girl
A parody of the AFI song "I Wanna Get a Mohawk (But Mom Wont Let Me Get One)"Written by Francesca Smith, with some suggestions and inspiration by Monica Ying
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This shit...is another example..of bad work.
well I'm only 13, cut my some slack mate
Mwahahahahihihihehehehehuhuhuhohohoho
Kinda lame and innacurate seeing as David Marchand loves his mother and has been through a series of different hair styles... valiant effort nontheless ~James
Eh...it's sorta okay.
this sucks. watch your back. Davey Havok will kill you.
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