Don’t try to fight me or you will be peeved
With some lightning I will make you wail
Your father’s changed from shmuck young Annie
To the galaxy’s most feared male

You’ll see me glower under my dark shroud
Just watch your mouth, Don’t call me “Gramp”
My face is scrunched, wrinkled, pasty and wowed
But at the dark side I’m a champ
Folks are slain!

Hey you! Skywalker jerk!
Don’t try to pressure me!
I will bring disorder
To the force
Don’t you ever mess with Palpatine
No, no, no!

Once met on Coruscant
But now the Death Star’s key
And through your nightmares I will haunt
Don’t you ever mess with Palpatine

Yes, Luke you should be nervous
Lighting shot
These stings leave scars
I’m always pissed
Covered with cysts
Worse than a dip into hot lava

You must be pretty brave
To try to attack me
Don’t think I’ll rude but you’ll be screwed
You should never mess with Palpatine

Wah! Wah! Wah!
Oh my!
Wah! Wah! Wah!
Oh no!
Wah! Wah! Wah!
No, no, no

I think murder’s bliss
Seeing victims splat
So you’ll hear me hiss as I squash you flat
Throw you to the roof
Back to the ground, Bwa ha!
I can force choke with evil laughter, neck is gripped
When I’m finished you’ll be just a smear

Now this is the last straw dumb Jedi
If you join us then you will be spared
Daddy didn’t lie, Join our side
We’ve got more power, Let that hate flare
I am a powerful scourge, Might freak you out
We can bring you fame and babes and dough
I sense your force is pretty strong, Boy Scout
But I’ll blast your ass if you say “No” so don’t!!!

Are you Skywalker hurt?
I can see you twitch and scream
No time to sob just join our mob
Don’t you ever mess with me! Never mess with me!
Don’t you ever screw with me! Never screw with me!
Don’t you ever… mess with… PALPATINE!

Bwa ha ha!
Bwa ha ha!

Don’t you ever mess with Palpatine!