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Song Parodies -> "Craving"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morrissette

Parody Song Title:

"Craving"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

in a church by the face
he talks about drug dealing to a minor and the child buys

a man decides after 70 years
to smoke weed he has a hangover
and he locks the door
while im around him smoking mary J
an through my addiciton drugs are collatoral
it is my best friend i have been snorting
pineapple expressin my eulogy

cuz im never gonna survive mary j
got a little craving
cuz im smoking mary j blige ha ha
my jokes a little bit crazy

mellow dealers make it hard to quit
now i get a gun shoot one of them
and then stole all there marajuna fool
ohh smoke it (3) oh oh oh
if i stopped drugs in the past
then id quit then maybe just maybe but maybe
i can pull off a jay gatsby

but were never gonna survive cigarettes
got a little craving
and im never gonna survive i i i i
go a little bit crazy

crazy
no no well never survive unless
we get a little yaaaay

in a sky full of drugs i bet ill smoke them all
gee aint i crazy
and i have real bad english no i arent gonna quit
gee aint i crazy
crazy
in a syndicate of dealers i took all of there supplies
istn that crazy crazy crazy crazy

REpeat chorus

and than you see things
all fake
like you havent hallucinated before

cant break it

Someday...

lonely child cold....

Them drugs
The water
better friends than what i have before


smoke yay....
smoke yay....

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Poop Pants - March 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I do believe Seal originally did this one in the nineties. Good job anyways.
white trash - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
yes but alanis version i think is much better

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