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Song Parodies -> "Feline"

Original Song Title:

"Rooster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Feline"

Parody Written by:

Dano

The Lyrics

Ain't found a way to stop it yet
Can't let it out, can't call the vet
Seems every scream leads me to anger
Walking horror upon four legs
When I got food, it sits and begs
Oh someone please, rid me of this stupid thing

Here it comes to ruin my morning, oh yeah
Yeah, here comes the feline, yeah
You know it'll never die
No no no, you know it'll never die

Here it comes to ruin my morning, oh yeah
Yeah, here comes the feline, yeah
You know it'll never die
No no no, you know it'll never die

In the hall it takes a dump
Sits right down and wipes it's rump
Oh my god, can it get any worse at all?
Now it pukes on my new clothes
Eats it up, then cleans it's toes
My sanity, fades with every single day

Here it comes to ruin my evening, oh yeah
Yeah, here comes the feline, yeah
You know it'll never die
No no no, you know it'll never die

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