Ain't found a way to my Mom yet
All alone in the Supermarket
Seems every aisle leads me to nowhere
Mismatched shoes and household pet
The orphanage was no safe bet
Henry won't you take me from there

Henry adopts Punky Brewster
Yeah here comes Punky Brewster
You know she wears piggy tails
No, no, no she has a dog named Brandon as well

She meets Cherie who wears belts on her head
She hid in a refrigerator until she was almost dead
Henry develops a roll of suggestive photos
He gets arrested and she is upset
The Challenger explosion made her depressed
Oh God Margeaux please won't you just shut up

Here they come to cancel Punky Brewster
Yeah had enough of Punky Brewster
You know Henry almost dies
No, no, no Punky Power won't let him die