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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Incrypt This Keeper"
Original Song Title:
"Dam That River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alice in Chains
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Incrypt This Keeper"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
You didn't think Halloween was over, did you?
I threw him in a canyon
I drowned him in a lake
He's a snake I cannot trample
Bony thing I can't encase
Oh, I can't incrypt this keeper
I maimed him, he don't give a damn anyway
No, I can't incrypt this keeper
But I smashed him in ev'ry way
I sloshed and saw him crumble
I stuck him in a vase
He'd stare at me from be-low
Gawd, I can't this thing erase!
Oh, I can't incrypt this keeper
I maimed him, I used evry' screem queen cliché
No, I can't incrypt this keeper
But I clubbed him beyond array
I burned the place around him
I hit him with a stake
I run a van like vandals
Flat tyred, he's awake
Oh, I can't incrypt this keeper
I maimed him, I made him a buffy buffet
But, I can't incrypt this keeper
Though I squashed him beyond decay
I drowned him in a lake
He's a snake I cannot trample
Bony thing I can't encase
Oh, I can't incrypt this keeper
I maimed him, he don't give a damn anyway
No, I can't incrypt this keeper
But I smashed him in ev'ry way
I sloshed and saw him crumble
I stuck him in a vase
He'd stare at me from be-low
Gawd, I can't this thing erase!
Oh, I can't incrypt this keeper
I maimed him, I used evry' screem queen cliché
No, I can't incrypt this keeper
But I clubbed him beyond array
I burned the place around him
I hit him with a stake
I run a van like vandals
Flat tyred, he's awake
Oh, I can't incrypt this keeper
I maimed him, I made him a buffy buffet
But, I can't incrypt this keeper
Though I squashed him beyond decay
© Peter Andersson.
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For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at
k1chyd.adress.eksjo.com/dktos
k1chyd.adress.eksjo.com/dktos
DKTOS? Hardly! Good job varying the choruses though some of this I admittedly didn't get. I did this OS a while back myself:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/aliceinchains24.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/aliceinchains24.shtml
Red Ant: Maybe I should have put a hint in the intro, that it helps to think along the lines of the horror TV-series "Tales from the Crypt" and the so called Crypt Keeper constantly appering in the intros and sometimes outros of its eppys.
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