Song Parodies -> "Unfriend"

Original Song Title:

"Again"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Unfriend"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is the second time in two days that I've used it in a title so maybe I should just shut up but I happen to think that it's kind of a sad sign of the times that "unfriend" has been chosen word of the year:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5AG09H20091117

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYfDIs4LdSA

Hey, let me tell that "unfriend", bleeeh
Hey, the jury chose "unfriend"
Hey, it took the gold this round/year
Hey, sign of the times
Hey, heeey…

Why is it cool to use "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend"

Hey, I think it is a tragic case, bleeeh
I, I won't use it my friends, nooo
Why, why'd they crap us in the face… book
I, I wouldn't use it anyday, nooo
No, nooo…

They'd violate the dick-tion'ry my friends with "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend", yeah "unfriend"

Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book

Hey, who was the dork who thought it up, bleeeh
Hey, his weak mind won't help him cut a fart
Hey, the vet should really cut his balls, ooo…ff

Dismembering that part of our unfriend, yeah unfriend, yeah unfriend, yeah unfriend

Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book
Bleeeh, face-book

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Red Ant - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment

"why'd they crap us in the face… book" excellent play on words. Until today I hadn't heard of "unfriend". Fun parody, Peter. 5s PS: Have you heard the new AiC CD?

Peter Andersson - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Merry Christmas Jack! I revisited all the previous parodies of this OS the other day, i.e the one you wrote about Jen and her friend and Big Ben, he-he, still a good one. The new AiC album is pretty good, it's sounds like they never went away and the new vocalist fills Layne's shoes damn well, though so far I haven't found a song that I think stands ut like this one or Rooster/Would on Dirt and We Die Young/Man in the Box on Facelift. Maybe they'll start write classics again on the next album once they get really warmed up and now that they have proved that they can still do exactly the sound they had on Tripod.

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