(The music starts.)

Tried to get to the Supreme Court,
Dames said:"No, no, no, no, no."
Said I was good enough,
Dems said:"No, no, no, no, no."
Just like to drink wine,
And, if the ladies are alright,
I will have a good time,
That's what they aught to
Know, know, know, know, know.
I am a nice guy,
I was a choir boy,
Because I like drinking,
Drinking and boofing.
And, I can do the job for the Supreme Court.
Yes I can, I can tell you that.
I just want to be on the Supreme Court!

I want to be on the Supreme Court,
Lawyers said:"No, no, no, no, no."
I know what I am talking about,
And, I know, know, know, know, know.
Trump is a fine guy,
We'll share a prison cell one time.
I just want to be on the Supreme Court,
The women say:"No, no, no, no, no."
Trump is a fine guy,
He's paid all my fines.
I said I want to be on the Supreme Court,
I want to do God's work!
So, I will keep soldering on,
Don't listen to the morons!
Just take my hand fellow inmate,
And, hold my hand!

I wanted to get on the Supreme court,
Warren said:"No, no, no, no, no."
Said you need a man for that job,
That's what they should know, know, know, know, know!
Democrats are way too evil,
Republicans can seal the deal!
I just want to be on the Supreme court,
Will give you the what for!
Hope you will give me a chance,
Just one more chance.
Good morals are at stake!

Said I wanted to be on the Supreme Court,
Dr. Ford said:"No, no, no, no, no!"
Just don't listen to her,
This is what you should know, know, know, know, know.

I now have the job,
And, if the ladies do not like,
THIS COUNTRY IS NOW FOR WHITE MEN ONLY,
THEY SHOULD ALL GO, GO, GO, GO!