This is my version of In The Dark Of The Night. You see, there’s a “helper” in my school who has driven me insane so much that my dark side has decided to show itself in this song.

[Me]
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was not a man but a she
It scared me out of my wits --
She looked like a corpse falling into bits.
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was…Carol!

I was once the most respected student in my class
When they got Carol to help me they made a mistake!
I’ve tried everything to make her pay
But that evil fiend got away!
Dear Carol, beware,
the creature’s awake!

[CREATURES]
In the dark of the night evil will find her
In the dark of the night just before dawn!
Aah...

[ME]
Revenge will be sweet

[ME AND CREATURES]
When she meets her defeat!

[ALL]
In the dark of the night

[ME]
She'll be gone!
I can feel that my darkness is slowly returning!
Grab my dice, my dolls and a book for that spell.
AS the pieces fall into place
I'll see her crawl into place!
Dasvidanya, Carol, you fiend, farewell!

[CREATURES]
In the dark of the night terror will strike her!

[ME]
Terror's the BEST I can do!

[CREATURES]
In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh!

[ME]
Soon she will feel that her nightmares are real.

[ALL]
In the dark of the night

[ME]
She'll be through!

[CREATURES]
In the dark of the night
Evil will find her
Find her!
Ooh!
In the dark of the night terror comes true.
Destroy her!

[ME]
My friends, here's a sign --

[ME AND CREATURES]
It's the end of the line!

[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

{ME]
Come my beanies
Rise for your master,
Let your plushness shine.
Find her now,
Yes, march ever faster.

[ALL]
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

[ME]
She'll be dead! (laughs manically).