It's time for Super Bunnyhop
And it's time to think nonstop
He'll stick back and analyze
You're in for a surprise
With Super Bunnyhop!

Our host's name is George Weidman
and he'll talk about some games
During these he will make
some extraordinary claims
you may not agree with him
but it's the thought that counts!
Then Snake is dead
and then your head
has more things to account
from Super Bunnyhop

Stories right on your desktop
Konami struck him down
While Kojima fled from town
It's Super Bunnyhop

Meet Microsoft and Xbox who can't catch a f*cking break
Nintendo does their own thing, Sony has got Nathan Drake
PC has the Indies, while Steam releases junk
Our host hates Spore
We don't have scores
Bullshots are total fakes!

We're Super Bunnyhop!
Please don't make this show a flop!
He has got lots to play
Carpel-tunnel's on the way
He's Super Bunny
Sorta-kinda Funny
(Very buggy)
Super Bunnyhop!
It's just his job!