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Song Parodies -> "Pokemons!"
Original Song Title:
"Pokemon!"
Original Performer:
Anime Theme
Parody Song Title:
"Pokemons!"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Just making fun of a tune I was forced to hear when my son was younger.
Like every male's greed
To snatch them is just the best
To find them is our need
We will travel across the world
Seeking thin and wide
To pokemons on each girl
The feeling that's inside
Pokemons!
Try to get 'em all
It's her and me
Things that we do willingly!
Pokemons!
Oooh, travel citys
In a world full of kittys
Pokemons!
Gotta snatch 'em all
Our parts so red
Heart to heart and head to head
Make it home and make the bed
Pokemons!
Gotta snatch 'em all Gotta have a ball
POKEMONS!
JASSIE:
Prepare for entry!
JAMMIES:
Do it gently!
JASSIE:
But protect the girls from impregnation!
JAMMIES
To wear them ribbed for her sensation!
JASSIE:
To denounce the evils of truth with lust!
JAMMIES:
To go in all the way or bust!
JASSIE:
Jessie!
JAMMIES:
James!
JASSIE:
Cream Rocket, blast off, I am almost there
JAMMIES:
Be tender now, and show you care!
MOUTH:
Meowth!
That's tight!
To snatch them is just the best
To find them is our need
We will travel across the world
Seeking thin and wide
To pokemons on each girl
The feeling that's inside
Pokemons!
Try to get 'em all
It's her and me
Things that we do willingly!
Pokemons!
Oooh, travel citys
In a world full of kittys
Pokemons!
Gotta snatch 'em all
Our parts so red
Heart to heart and head to head
Make it home and make the bed
Pokemons!
Gotta snatch 'em all Gotta have a ball
POKEMONS!
JASSIE:
Prepare for entry!
JAMMIES:
Do it gently!
JASSIE:
But protect the girls from impregnation!
JAMMIES
To wear them ribbed for her sensation!
JASSIE:
To denounce the evils of truth with lust!
JAMMIES:
To go in all the way or bust!
JASSIE:
Jessie!
JAMMIES:
James!
JASSIE:
Cream Rocket, blast off, I am almost there
JAMMIES:
Be tender now, and show you care!
MOUTH:
Meowth!
That's tight!
Trying to follow the JD rules of engagement.
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| 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 |
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Highlander, your firm resolve to fight long and hard comes together brilliantly in this seminal work.
So much for the censors, but I'm glad this one made it through. Absolutely disgusting. 5'd.
Just to letcha know Highlander, my 555 vote registered earlier. EmiLoca, you might want to double-check yours.
Thanks, Johnny, I knew this one was right up your alley, so to speak.
No pokey pacing here. Reminds me of a limerick: A kid tired of his Pokemon— Said that it was time to move on. He cornered his sister— He couldn’t resist her— And proceeded to poke her mons.
Some good old fashioned hokey-pokey....
Yeah, right up my Kirstie Alley.
Oh... My... -blinks- -faints-
This is a very funny and dirty parody. I love it! All 5's from me!
Why did you submit this stupid parody? You ruined the lyrics...
EWW! HOW DARE YOU! ANY 12 YEAR OLD (or 7 year old, for that matter) CAN FIND THIS! YUCK!
I'm with zazs and chibs 100% on this one. That is SAD. In the words of one of my favorite actors, Tim Allen, "You are a sad, strange little man...and you have my pity."
...And the second I'm able to contact ChuckyG
or whoever's in charge of parodies, I'm gonna demand he take this vomit-pile OFF THE SITE!!!! It says in the submission form in bold print: NO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!!!!! Consider your "parody" spat upon!!
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