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Song Parodies -> "Kobe and Shaq"

Original Song Title:

"Body and Soul"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Anita Baker

Parody Song Title:

"Kobe and Shaq"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Laker fans hold their breath, will he stay, or will he go?
Cause it's not the same anymore, oh no
L.A. awaits the word as Kobe makes up his mind
Will he return to the Lake Show?
For once he could walk away from Hollywood and go somewhere
But now he wants to win one more ring

And there's the great combo, Kobe and Shaq
For there is no doubt, inside and out
They are one team, Kobe and Shaq
Don't let the Lakers break up
Cause they need Kobe and Shaq

(Kobe and Shaq) Do you hear me L.A.?

Shaq was a superstar longing for a Showtime part
And then came the day he got his wish
And now, there's no other way, he wants to finish in L.A.
He may see those wishes come true

Cause there's the great combo, Kobe and Shaq
And there is no doubt, inside and out
They are one team, Kobe and Shaq
Don't let the Lakers break up
Cause they need Kobe and Shaq

Each win brings them closer and closer
The more they win, they're feeling stronger and stronger
They're winning rings for the Lakers
It feels good to see them together

Whoa (There's the great combo), yeah yeah
I don't have a doubt, none at all, oh no
(They are one team), oh yeah, Kobe and Shaq
Don't let the Lakers break up
They need Kobe

And Shaq, Kobe and Shaq now, yeah oh yes
They are one and the same
Shaq and Kobe, Shaq and Kobe, they belong together
My heart will break, if ever (L.A. breaks up)
L.A. needs...Kobe...and...and Shaq
Oh, oh yeah
Oh, oh oh yes.

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Arcade Junkie - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Yeah, Freddie, see if you can vote on this: www.amiright.com/parody/90s/anitabaker0.shtml

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