Lord this chicken tastes real strange
Throw it out, it tastes like (OH!)
Although it is golden brown
The texture's got me pessimistic
My brothers and sisters keep spittin' up
Why is this chicken so damn tough?
I don't know where it came from
The chicken's ghost still haunts this drum
The gas has passed, the flavor's gone
I never at one came near the bone
I know you're supposed to be a passive one
But set place on fire (WHOA!)
But Lord, I ask you (YO!)
To be my guiding force in this (NO!)
For some strange reason it had to be (OH!)
He guided me to KFC (OH!)

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Take me to another place
Take me to another hood
Make me forget all I've eaten
Make this chicken taste real good

Talkin' sign it's obvious we got a relationship
We talk to each other every time I order
Although you got a camera watching me
We can talk to each other in a friendship way
Now I don't know what you want me to buy
An apple pie and then a large wedges
You'll make me burst into pieces
And join the ghost of Colonel Sanders
Drive the way those four cars drove
Don't hit the curb my grandfather ruined
Pass the window where I pay them
Talk to me like I am so dumb (OH!)
Go back to from whence you came (OH!)
The welcome sign the welcome (OH!)
For some strange reason it had to be (OH!)
He guided me to KFC (OH!)

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(Bridge)
Ishi? She went down to Mickey D's
Rosta, Don and Barba? They went down to Wendy's
Bedliner, I challenge you to game of chicken
A game chicken!

Now I see the importance of biscuits
For chicken grease, what mess it can be
Many journeys for napkins made in vain
For my brothers on the corner eating chicken wings
I ask you dude why you try to fight me
When I ask you for a plastic fork
He said cuz he makes 6 bucks an hour
And gave me a small cup to quench my thirst
But I am still thirsty
Dude allow me to drink some more
He said what I am searching for
Are the bags with refills for the large lids
The customers now started to get worried
For some strange reason it had to be
It was all a dream about KFC

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