The Lyrics
One day I went to the video game rental store I found this game, it was great! It was so cool I couldn't stop playing it. Even when it got pretty late!
That night I had a scary dream! I mixed my own secret potion! Added dirt, a bit of sludge some eyes of flies And a tiny dab of sun-tan lotion!
I started shaking, my legs were quaking! My stomach aching, my brain was breaking! I started turning green, feeling mean It was like in that story! I was acting strange, quite deranged It was pure allegory!
Allegory: A story where the characters stand for abstract ideas For example, good and evil
CAUSE. I. WAS JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!
When I awoke, I was me again! I hid the game cartridge out of sight It was so cool I couldn't keep away So I popped it back into my NES that night!
And then I dreamed we had this test in school I gotta say, it was weird! We had to give the answers in semaphore And for extra-credit, grow a beard!
I couldn't take it, just couldn't take it! In one swift motion, I grabbed my potion!
HA-HA-HA-HA
I said Mr. Hyde has arrived Tossed my flags on the floor Made a major speech Told the teach this is all a big bore! Ran down all the halls, wrote on walls Even stole second base! I was super bad, sure was glad; I wasn't wearin' my face!
CAUSE. I. WAS JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!
This is too much, I simply had to stop! I threw that potion away! (potion awaaaaay) But it didn't matter if I drank the stuff I just kept on changing anyway! (changing anywaaaaay)
NOW. I. WAS JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!
Just when it seemed, there was no way out I saw the game was overdue The game-lady said "Are you returning?" I thought And I said "No." "RENEW!!"
JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE! JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYDE, HYDE, JEKYLL JEKYLL, JEKYLL HYDE, JEKYLL HYYYYYDE!