-> "Blood Bank"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Blood Bank"
The Lyrics
if you see a red cross sign at the side of the road,
saying line up here for the blooooooood Bank.. blood bank yeah
I'm headin down the Atlanta highway,
lookin to give blood thataway
heading for the blood giveaway
blood giveaway
I got me a vein, it's as big as a hose, and I'm headin on down to the
Blood bank
I'm older and wiser, I'm no longer twenty
so hurry up, and get my red juice, honey
well the blood bank is a little old place where we can give together
blood bank baby blood bank bay-bee
blood baby, that's where it's at,
blood baby, that's where it's at
sign says.. whoo stay away, fools
cause blood rules at the blood bank
well lie right there, and a little prick you'll feel
good to see you've come back, yeah come on back
lie down on the mattress
jugular is my way
give a little much more
wait there in the hallway
well the blood bank is a little old place where we can get together
blood bank, baby blood bank,
that's where it's at baby
moaning and a griping- watching that a-siphon
nurse dracula gets nothin, cause the needle's not up in
my whole arm shimmies my whole arm shimmies
when this nurse is poking round and around and around
everybody's moanin everybody's groanin baby
folks lininup outside just to give now
everybody's moanin everybody's groanin baby
I'm never comin back I'm never comin back
I got me a vein, it's as big as a hose, and I'm headin on down to the
Blood bank
I'm older and wiser, I'm no longer twenty
so hurry up, and get my red juice, honey
bang bang on the arm baby
poke just a little deeper baby
tap tap on my arm baby
I can't feel it
my what?
my vein's.... BUSTED!
blood bank, baby blood bank
blood bank, baby blood bank
bleedin and screamin, and fainting and cryingat the blood bank baby
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