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Song Parodies -> "Bacon"
Original Song Title:
"Spaceman"
Original Performer:
Babylon Zoo
Parody Song Title:
"Bacon"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (celery sticks aren't nice)
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (for gallbladder exercise)
Luncheon smells they inundate my home
Behold the crispy homespun
Going down my pie hole
Give a vegan bacon to postpone
His soggy tofu dining
Losing his self-control
I require a truckload
So fill up the plate
I require a truckload
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
I can burn off it all!
A nibble taste is a bogus joke
Wholesales have me going broke
Hold me back and I'll be peeved
Bacon
I always want my every munch
To be bacon
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
It's time to up-nitrate the whole wide world
Vegan fad objections, muscovites have all bankrolled
Bacon nations' always standing tall
Extremistic vegans, cured are with a bacon roll
I require a boatload
So fill up the plate
I require a boatload
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
I can burn off it all!
A vegan farm: Oxymoron joke
Artichokes will give you stroke
Brussels sprouts will make you squeal
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (premanufactured, sliced)
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (Texas' my Paradise)
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
Bacon!
Bacon!
Bacon!
Plates of bacon (celery sticks aren't nice)
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (for gallbladder exercise)
Luncheon smells they inundate my home
Behold the crispy homespun
Going down my pie hole
Give a vegan bacon to postpone
His soggy tofu dining
Losing his self-control
I require a truckload
So fill up the plate
I require a truckload
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
I can burn off it all!
A nibble taste is a bogus joke
Wholesales have me going broke
Hold me back and I'll be peeved
Bacon
I always want my every munch
To be bacon
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
(I'm humdrum)
It's time to up-nitrate the whole wide world
Vegan fad objections, muscovites have all bankrolled
Bacon nations' always standing tall
Extremistic vegans, cured are with a bacon roll
I require a boatload
So fill up the plate
I require a boatload
Can't you burn off cholesterol?
I can burn off it all!
A vegan farm: Oxymoron joke
Artichokes will give you stroke
Brussels sprouts will make you squeal
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (premanufactured, sliced)
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more
Plates of bacon (Texas' my Paradise)
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
Bacon!
Bacon!
Bacon!
© Peter Andersson.
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