Yeah
I've drank... a glass of wine
I won't... waste my time
I've drank... beer anyway
I drank it that way

I want... a bottle of scotch
It's not worth a kick in the crotch
Most every day
Though I'll drink it that way

Tell me why (am I being stoned again)
Tell me why (just growing tired now and then)
Tell me why (I was stressed out for today)
I drank it that way

I'll buy... that whiskey
That I really need
You know what? I'm not afraid
I'll just drink it my way

Tell me why (am I feeling weird again)
Tell me why (just being tired now and then)
Tell me why (though I'm stressed out for today)
I drank it that way

I am the type of guy who felt kinda rough
I needed a glass of beer, whoa
But I don't want Miller, I'll take a Budweiser
As long as I've got the dough
I'll drink... Absolut
It won't make me puke
I'll drink (I'll drink, I'll drink, I'll drink)
Am I just drunk now

(still bored and stressed out)
(tired of cleaning my bathroom grout)
(life is strange, almost each day)
Oh yeah...(I drank my bourbon that way)
Tell me why (am I being stoned again)
Tell me why (just growing tired now and then)
Tell me why (I was stressed out for today)
I drank it that way
You know what (I am feeling weird again)
(just being tired now and then)
(however, although I'm stressed out for today)
I drank it that way
Well, I drank it that way