-> "I Wish You Weren't Gay"
Original Song Title:
"I Want It That Way"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Wish You Weren't Gay"
Parody Written by:
Rhoda Kaye
The Lyrics
You are, on fire
You're my, desire
But I, know you'll say
"Sorry, but I'm gay"
You're not, into girls
They don't, rock your world
So I won't, make you stay
But I wish you weren't gay
Tell me why - you're more attracted to men
Tell me why - your type has to be masculine
Tell me why - you have to swing the other way
I wish you weren't gay
I'm not, your fire
You can't, desire
For me, you're not straight
But I wish you weren't gay
Tell me why - we can't spent any time alone
Tell me why - you're turned on by testosterone
Don't know why - you want a male playmate
But I wish you weren't gay
Every time I
Meet up with I guy, and
Know all the right words to say, (yeah)
I don't know why, but
It seems when I try, it
Always ends up the same way
You're still, my fire
And my desire
But you (but you....but you....but you....)
I know that you'll still say....
(Say you'd rather have a one-night stand
With a tall and dark and handsome man
I still lament this every day
I wish you weren't gay)
Tell me why, you couldn't give me one try
Maybe I, could turn your focus off of guys
I don't buy, that it's built into your DNA
I wish you weren't gay
Oh, I wish you weren't gay
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