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Song Parodies -> "Margarine Knife"
Original Song Title:
"Larger Than Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Backstreet Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Margarine Knife"
Parody Written by:
Chris Luckett
The Lyrics
I may run and hide when you offer Becel (alright)
Because I don't want my body to turn into cellulite
'Cause with every morsel, every bi-e-i-e-i-e-ite
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Margarine still has lots of calories
With every piece of toast, you shorten your life
So put down that margarine knife
Imperial Crown, Country Crock, and Parkay (c'mon)
You scarf them all them all down, thinkin' you'll never pay (c'mon)
But with every morsel, every bi-e-i-e-i-e-ite
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Margarine still has lots of calories
With every piece of toast, you shorten your life
So put down that margarine knife
Margarine knife
(yeah, that's right)
With every morsel, every bi-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-ite (yeah)
With every piece of toast,
Every luau roast
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Margarine still has lots of calories
With every piece of toast, you shorten your life
So put down that margarine knife
(yeah) With every piece of toast
(yeah) You shorten your life
(yeah) So please put down that margarine knife
(yeah)
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Margarine still has lots of calories
With every piece of toast, you shorten your life
So put down that margarine
Put down that margarine
Put down that margarine knife
Because I don't want my body to turn into cellulite
'Cause with every morsel, every bi-e-i-e-i-e-ite
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Margarine still has lots of calories
With every piece of toast, you shorten your life
So put down that margarine knife
Imperial Crown, Country Crock, and Parkay (c'mon)
You scarf them all them all down, thinkin' you'll never pay (c'mon)
But with every morsel, every bi-e-i-e-i-e-ite
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Margarine still has lots of calories
With every piece of toast, you shorten your life
So put down that margarine knife
Margarine knife
(yeah, that's right)
With every morsel, every bi-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-i-e-ite (yeah)
With every piece of toast,
Every luau roast
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Margarine still has lots of calories
With every piece of toast, you shorten your life
So put down that margarine knife
(yeah) With every piece of toast
(yeah) You shorten your life
(yeah) So please put down that margarine knife
(yeah)
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Margarine still has lots of calories
With every piece of toast, you shorten your life
So put down that margarine
Put down that margarine
Put down that margarine knife
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