Song Parodies -> "Chug Those Beer Cans (Trump Is Back)"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"

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Original Performer:

"Chug Those Beer Cans (Trump Is Back)"

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The Lyrics

Ok. This will hopefully be uploaded by inauguration. My celebration tune unless someone took my advice in an earlier comment.

(Intro: Stephen Miller)
Americans, yeah
Chug those beer cans, yeah
Americans, yeah
Chug those beer cans down
Trump is back, in town

(Verse 1: Roger Stone)
Hey-yeah, oh
Look at that, supporter gain
Patel, Hegseth, go and do your thing
Working for your favor, helps the dow
With a better leader, policies for now, yeah

(Pre-Chorus: Charlie Kirk)
Stop ev’ry criminal? Yeah
More people buy a gun? Yeah
So effectual? Yeah
Are the J6er’s all freed?
You better chug that beer can down

(Chorus: MAGA Hulk)
Americans, yeah (Yeah)
Chug those beer cans, yeah (Yeah)
Americans, yeah
Chug those beer cans down
Trump is back, in town
In town!

(Verse 2: Scott Pressler and Mike Lyndell)
Now this time, the election’s fair
I brought turnout from everywhere
If you ask the losers, they can scream and yell (NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
‘Cause the common sense will make you sane (Yeah-yeah-eh)

(Pre-Chorus: JD Vance)
Stop ev’ry criminal? Yeah
More people buy a gun? Yeah
So effectual? Yeah
Are the J6er’s all freed?
You better chug that beer can down

(Chorus: Tucker Carlson)
Americans, yeah (Yeah)
Chug those beer cans, yeah (Yeah)
Americans, yeah
Chug those beer cans down
Trump is back, in town
In town!

(Interlude: Brick Suit Guy)
Yeah-oh, yeah-oh
Chug those beer cans…

(Instrumental Bridge: Steve Bannon)
Now all the nations are aware, ah
To annex land, from country’s near
We’ll stop CCP, buying our farmland
With village people music
Globalists will feel the pain

(Chorus: Walkaway Campaigners)
Americans, yeah (Yeah)
Chug those beer cans, yeah (Yeah)
Americans, yeah
Chug those beer cans down (Chug those beer cans down)
Trump is back
Americans, yeah (Yeah)
Americans, chug those beer cans
Chug those beer cans, yeah (Yeah)
Americans
Americans, Chug those beer cans
Americans, yeah
Americans, Chug those beer cans
Chug those beer cans down
Americans
Trump is back, in town!

I've got nothing for this section. Burned out from putting 2 parodies in a day.

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Arch Vile - January 21, 2025 - Report this comment

There's no need to point out that the title should say "Americans" not Chug Those Beer Cans." I'm not reposting as I may have been doing a drinking game when I was trying to post this. That's my excuse.

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