Song Parodies -> "Halloween, Go Away"

Original Song Title:

"I Want it That Way"

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Original Performer:

"Halloween, Go Away"

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The Lyrics

To set things on fire
Ain' t my desire
Believe when I say
Halloween, go away

But I am too old to try
To wear a costume
And then play
Trick or treat this day

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a holiday
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a kid's game
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say
"Trick or treat" this day

The candy's been sold
But I am too old
Yes I know it's too late
But I want candy this day

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a holiday
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a kid's game
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say
"Trick or treat" this day

Now I can see that they play pranks on me
From the toilet paper in the tree, yeah
No matter the holiday
I want you to know
That you shouldn't egg my house

You set crap on fire
Don't be a liar
Don't be, don't be, don't be

It's just a game they play
Ain't nothing but a holiday
Ain't nothing but a kid's game
It's just a game they play
I never want to hear you say
"Trick or treat" this day

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a holiday
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a kid's game
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say
"Trick or treat" this day
Halloween, go away

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