-> "Tell Me The Reasons of Why I'm Ugly"
Original Song Title:
"Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tell Me The Reasons of Why I'm Ugly"
The Lyrics
Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly
So many words to describe my face
It's hard to hold all the vomit in
I get funny looks
Run from me so quickly
I'm quite a sight, so I need a mask
It's Halloween for me all the time
My every mirror will be broke
I ask you
Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly
Is this the reason why I have no girlfriend
Tell me why, I have roadkill on my face
I need some plastic surgery
My hair's greasy, in a chaotic state
Eyes crooked and don't see straight
A pig-snout nose
I have the woes and the blues
Smelly breath and a toothless smile
Countless zits and giant moles
The list goes on and on and on
I ask you
Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly
I guess I'm just a freak of nature
Frankenstein even runs and hides from me
I'm the ugliest thing that you've ever seen
I have nowhere to run
I have no place to go
I even bring shame to Quasimodo
I'm classified as the ugliest thing in the universe...so I've been told
I am missing all beauty
Tell me why I must look like a troll
Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly
My skin is oily and my eyes are puffy
(What is that?) Is that a wart on the tip of my nose?
I'm an outcast of society
Tell me the reasons of why I'm ugly (so ugly!)
Maybe I should go into seclusion
Lock my doors, close my blinds forever
I will never show this face again
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