Song Parodies -> "Vader's Hunt"

Original Song Title:

"Larger Than Life"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Vader's Hunt"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The movie has not been released yet, so this parody is based on the two trailers (which can be viewed at starwars.com) and a bit of speculation. Since it's a Backstreet Boys song, you need to imagine Vader and three stormtroopers on a stage performing a coreographed dance as Vader sings.

You can run and hide
But you'll never escape my wrath
You never gave me trust
So you set me upon this path
Now my lightsabre kills you in a flash

All you Jedi can't you see, can't you see
How the dark side now controls my destiny
Sendin' in the clones, sendin' in the droids
"Cause Yoda made me so annoyed

Fightin' Obi-Wan
On a planet of molten rock
Thinkin' that I'm winnin'
Then he fakes me out of my jock
I hit the lava, burn off my schlock

All you Jedi can't you see, can't you see
How the dark side now controls my destiny
Sidious was there, put me on a rack
That gave me an outfit of black

Breathin' kinda loud
With my life support now intact
The fury that I feel
Is because of a single fact
Locked in this armor, I can't take a bath

All you Jedi can't you see, can't you see
How the dark side now controls my destiny
Anakin is gone, Vader is my name
Now go buy the video game

If you don't like this parody, you'll certainly hate my others (which can be found by clicking on "Parody Authors" and finding my name).

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Kristof Robertson - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment

"Locked in this armor, I can't take a bath"...hehehe. Liked this one alot, Rex...and also impressed with the hint of shameless self-promotion in the postscript. :-) 555

Kim West - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Impressive (insert exaggerated breathing) most impressive (more breathing then possibly some coughing) And it is only right that you have chosen The Backstreet Boys because they are the dark side. 555

AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm not a "Star Warzie", but it reads very well, so you get my vote..

Johnny D - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Great last line!

Rex - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you all. Kristof - the tagline was inspired by Dumb A** Kid, who has one referring folks to his other parodies, and by the great Tom Leher, whose liner notes on his albums include a line something like "if you didn't like this album, you certainly won't enjoy..." with a list of Leher's other works.

Peter Andersson - February 11, 2017 - Report this comment

Missed this twelve years ago. The whole first chorus and the last two lines are totally brilliant! There's a bridge missing and the rest of the second half felt a bit filler, still a force of 455.

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