Jeez, Misty!! I mean, I'm pretty sure that most of us hate Barney, but you don't have to be so violent!

I have to babysit my 4-year-old sister and we have to watch the stupid purple dinosaur on TV. It can't get anymore annoying.

me and my friend hate barney

~~~~~~~~~*************I hAtE BaRnEy~~~~~~~~~********************

Ya w/e Barney's hott yo

i hate you you hate lets get together and kill barney lets shoot him in the head let's get a haha barney's dead

Now that's not nice. What's Barney ever done to you?

Lets kill barney =D

I hate Barney! He's a fat hag! I made a show up about killing him called "Plans to Killing Barney", which I dedicated to a guy named Charles A. Nichols (look it up at www.imdb.com), who animated the coachman in "Pinocchio" & assisted 4 of the directing animators in "Alice in Wonderland", 1 of which is Les Clark (II) who animated the bird in tree. Also assisted, Eric Larson (I) on the caterpillar, Frank Thomas (I), on the queen of hearts & Ward Kimball, on the chesire cat.

He also directed all them Pluto cartoons

i hat you youy hate me letes go start ww3 with a grat big boom and barney's on the floor no more perpel dinosor

Hello? Do you not see my comment? Jone Hetel?

Well, I'm preached.

i hate barney and i think that he bums kids

You said it.

I hate shows like tellitubies and dora but when it comes to barney he must 4 resons 1:Hes dumb 2:Hes stupid 3:Hes retarded 4:Hes freaken GAY!

i hate u u hate me let get together and kill barney tie him to a tree and hit him with bell together we'll watch him go to hell

Hey, everybody! Check out my comment from 5/15/06.

this is rubbish, u think this is violent!!!!? omg u r just sooooooooo LOSER!

i luv u u luv me lets all kill barney with a big BANG BANG and a splatter on the floor no more purple dinosaur!

I hate u u hate me weer a terrible family with a great big punch and a kick from me 2 u i hate u u hate me 2.

i think barney is cute, he helps kids to learn, i love barney YOU ARE SO RUDE

you think that this is rude he is brainwashing inocent children.

He may help kids to learn, but he can be downright annoying at times. That's all I have to say.

To add to the barney Parody: I hate you, you hate me, Lets gang up and kill Barney. With a 2-by-4, Barney is on the floor, No more purple dinosuar!!!

I'm sure there are other variations of this parody online.

i hate u u hate me barney tried to give me H.I.V i gave him a hug but he wanted some more I aLmost got raped by a purpLe dinosaur

i hate u, u hate me lets gather around and jump Barney, he's a fatass purple dinosaur so thats y people's call him a hore, he's a pain in the back so he smoke a big ass sack of crack!

Barney is the most stupid,idiotic character a guy could come up with. Good for you for making fun of him

I am the one who originated all this hatred of barney, if only I would have had a computer and an internet connection I could have contributed more, but since I cant I will say two things. I love this site for hating barney, you make me proud. And two is.... I hate barney he must die! JIHAD on barney! Kill him and his merry band of faggots where ever you find them! Danm P.B.S. for broadcasting this antichrist type of shit to our nations children. I declare war on that brain washing, gay singing, purple hided dinosaur asshole!! If I ever found him I'd stick 4x4's up his ass,[hmm on second thought, he'd like that too much] no I'd shoot him with my double barrel shot gun !

I hate u u hate me lets gain up and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and shot him in the head arnt you glad that barneys dead!

i love the song''i hate you you hate me.''

i hate him he loves me his brain washing tecniques dont work on me with a big stick and him tied to a tree the harder you hit the more candy comes out

i love u u love me barney wanted hiv well it started with a hug and barney wanted more i got raped by a purple dinosore....

Not a fan of Barney. . .but the comments here are scary. . .do you guys really hate him enough to be that violent??? Woah. . .That's scary. . .and sicne when can a genderless character be gay. I never understood that about Tellitubies either. . .everyone says the purple one is gay, people said that of the CareBears too . . .but none of them have any gentalia or for that matter anything down there. . .so how can they be "gay" . . .why is it that when people dislike something. . .it's "Gay". . .Gay is happy. . .so you dislike happy. . .or you dislike homosexuals. . .and if you dislike homosexuals. . .what century were you born in?

I hate you, You hate me let's gather and kill barney with a 2 by 4 shuf him out the door NO MORE PURPLE DINASOUR!!!

Ever since i was 6 I hated barney. he's Gay and stupid. man I just wiah he would really die of a thousand deaths. Why in the world did they ever start that show.

ABdsdbfbvioslgb'hnsb me barney fan!

I hate Barney very much. In fact, I think we need more killing Barney songs. Not only are they true, but their funny!!! Well, anyway I have one contribution to the site! Heres my kill Barney song. I hate you you hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney, with a two by four, knock him on the floor, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a very popular hate Barney song in my elementary years.

I LOVE that song i hate u u hate me is flippin hilarious!

Here is another song: On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched him die. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, Most people threw flowers, But i threw his head. I saw his minions, Crying at Barney's grave, I took a cheese ray, And shot all his slaves. I also liked the songs u put on the site!

i have a song mama mama cant you see,what this baby done 2 me,took away my MTV now im stuck with dumb barney,tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a gigoe mommy called the docter and the docter said opps barneys dead shot in the head with and axe in his leg now hes all red locked in the shed peeing in his bed his bunnies name is ted

well then that's...unique I guess...but barney's cool... so why do y'all gotta be hatin? I mean c'mon!! how can that much hatred be in a child's TV show??? yeah this is definitly what I wanna teach to my children when I get older, Hey kids lets sing along to this beautiful song! I hate you! You hate me! Let's get together and kill Barney! With a Big KaBoom And a stab in the head, Now we're happy cuz barney's dead! YYYAAAYYY!.... no

I HATE BARNEY....BUT I LOVE THIS SONG

Yeah, go get Zidane back and let him headbutt Barney, or maybe some sniper guy...

i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with an m64 shut him out the door thats how you kill a purple dinosaur

Wonderful Barney hating! Can't get any better! 555! Let me tell you this. Barney once told children "Strangers are friends you haven't met yet." What were the idiots who make this crap thinking. I hate you, you hate me, let's tie Barney to a tree, grab a shotgun and shoot Barney in the head, bang-bang now Barney is dead.

I hate you you hate me.We are all one sick Family,Yes Barney is a Child Molester we all know.Stay away from Barney if you truely hate him So.

I hate Barnie You hate him too,Barnies been seen in World war 2,where the Nazi's captured him and taken him to Hitler's Bunker,Hitler Shot Barnie because he raped Eva Braun!

On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched as he died. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, He was much less ugly, Without any head. I saw a Sponge-Minion, Crying by Barney's grave, I took a machine gun, And shot Barney's slave.

i hate you you hate me we chase barney up a tree we stick an arow through his head oh my GOD i think hes dead

This is a horrible violent song, Barney is for little kids...

Barney's Dead! Barney's Dead! We blew off his purple head With a .38 magnum full of pop Now we're after Baby Bop!

i hate you you hate me lets all go and kill barney with a length of rope and a bullet thorugh the head sorry children barneys dead

barney is the stupidist dinosour anyone has ever seen'.every one thinks hes a dumbass

i cant beleve that that messd up dinosuar said strangers are freinds i mean thats just wrong im not agring with what every budy else's saying but the stranger thing got my atention

barney is so gay,4 year old kids think hes so cool they must be stupid;

i hate you you hate me lets chase barney up a tree hit him in the head with a 2 by 4 no more purple dinosour

Hey, everybody! Check out my comment from 5/15/06.

Hi does anyone know where I can find this It goes like this. They start off with the normal Barney Theme Song. \\' I love you, you love me, we\\'re one happy family. \\' All of a sudden you hear gun shots, then after the gun shots you hear someone yell \\'shut the f*ck up\\'

that was sooooooo funny . BARNY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barney hurt me whay a ruler so I hit him in the eye with a dot of apple pie And I havent seen the old bat sinse

I think Barney should be locked up some where .I think he is GAY he is brain washing children.I would like to KILL him what about you?

barney sucks

I WANT TO KILL BARNEY. I WANT TO BURN BARNEY I WANT TO RIP HIZ SKULL OUT AND USE IT TO EAT MY CEREAL!! I HATE U U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE IN HIZ CHEST AND A GUN ON HIZ HEAD PULL THE TRIGGER BARNEY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! YAY HEZ GONE 4 GOOD!!!!!!

i hate you,you hate me, lets get a ak47 and shoot barny with a great big blast BOOM BOOM BOOM!now barnys brains is out!

No offence or anything but Barney is sooooo not cool. I mean he as no style at all, and who wants to watch a UN style purple dinosaur, dancing like a mental thing? I mean Duh!. lol

you guys SO DUMB retared if u like barney harress those kids after the show like watch u one day in the bed with barney

i hate you, you hate me , i pushed barney up a tree, with a 1shot, 2 shot, 3 shot 4,........ no more purple donisore. i hate barney

i hate you, you hate me, cuz we like to F barney with a dagger and a bag of *hit now barney sould really quit MUHAHAHA IM DRUNK AND I HATE BARNEY WOOHOO!!! :D

Sorry but these aren't funny

I love this!!!! 5-5-5

i hate you hate me i pushed barney out of a tree he hit the ground he has a big lump now i am in jail because of a thump. I hate barney

i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney with a chain saw and a 2 by 4 no more purple dinusor hallilooya barneys deid we bar b qed his head what hapened to his body we flushed it down the potty rowned &rowened it swirls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barney is gay gay gay

~~~~~I HATE BARNEY TOO SO : I hate u , u hate me, we're a stupid family , with a great big punch and a kick from me to u , wont u say u hate me too

Remember when we all liked and love Barney.What happen to that i mean now were all vilote to barney.Don't get me wrong but when i heard the song i hate you you hate me an joy to the world barney is dead i laghed so much.

Barney if your reading this you will die soon.So if I were you iI would lookthe door cause were comeing for you.oh and that last barney showi saw you really need to shut the f*** up and youyr a b****.

They made a funny song about Barney back in the early 90s. It was called, "Oh, He's So Barney." It went to the tune of 2 Live Crew's "Oh, Me So Horny." That song cracked me up! The only thing I can remember from the song was..."Oh, he's so Barney...Oh, oh, he's so Barney...He has a big purple head..." I wish I could remember the rest. It was really hysterical!

What about this I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barney with a 44 shot gun shoot him in the head sorry kids but barney's dead!! I love barne yhe is a mad ass no matter wat.

Joy to the world!Barney's dead,we barbequed his head!What happened to the body?We flushed it down the poddy!Round,and round it goes.............

Sorry I forgot to add the rest.Round,and round it goes!

YOTHATSSOCOOLITTIGHT!!!!!!!!

Omg this is well harsh haha but kinda funni anyway x

Dude dats tight heres a song for ya I hate you you hate me lets gang up on Barney with a baseball bat and a 2 by 4 Barney laid out on the floor.Thank God!

DUDE THAT IS DRY AND IT DOESNT RHYME IN THE BARNEY SONG MUCH DRY DRY DRY DRY DRY

i hate you you hate me let's team up and kill Barney. With the FBI and a Civil War No More Purple Dinosaur! ()_() ( ' . ' ) (") (") Copy and Paste this bunny to help him Kill Barney!!!!

Yo! Barney sucks bad he should go to hell and burn up Satans' butt! Here's a new line for you to use: "I hate you, you hate me, lets team up and kill Barney, with a big shotgun, shoot 'em in the head, push him off a cliff, now he's dead!" Muhahahaha may the death be with barney and barney only!!!!

Word...

Urm ok i looked up this song 'cos I thought it was funny when i first heard it. I laughed at the variations to begin with but this has just turned into insane ranting... you do realise this is a fictional character... for e.g. "barney if you're reading this"...of course he's not... and "Copy and paste this bunny to help him kill Barney"...?? He's not real! I think you all need to calm down.

Considering what torture and raw Hell we've given to Barney the Purple Dinosaur, shouldn't he be dead yet? If not, lets end im soon before he slowly rules the world, along with Oprah Winfrey and Barrack "Obuma" (Boo!) and all that. Also, there's a new sherriff in town, it's Hip Hop Harry (the New Barney/replacement). Watch out Barney...you douche....

Oh yeah, for your information, the Barney Parody song up above is somewhat good, and I like the lyrics, though they are a little off beat and could be better, but otherwise, great job Misty! Overall, I give the song a 7.5 out of 10:

I hate stupid barny I think he should be dead right now he even went to jail well hell he should be dead!

Barney SUCKS! He harasses little kids! He should be banned from the television network.

Okay, what the hell? I keep on posting comments on this (extremely awesome) forum, and SOMEONE keeps on deleting it...Is it the proogrammers whom made this website that's doing it, or is it someboday else that just doesn't like the comments that I posted? I am sorry (maybe) if I had offended anyone on a BARNEY HATER website...I'll be sure NOT to type anything that might offend anybody, like the other comments posted before me. If you guys just hate me, I don't really care...oh yeah, since this is a Barney Hating website, I misewell say something about Barney...he sucks. There, I said it. So what? Oh well, and also, the comment that I posted (in which is now gone) was the LONGEST comment ever (which would've been good, or so I thought), but supposably the "programmers" who made this website supposably doesnt care for GOOD PUBLICITY. I'll be sure to remember that. Lastly, Peace Dogs, I'm giving up on this website; I'm looking for a real chatting/ I.M.ing website. I hand this name (Barney's Assassinator) to Misty, the Queen whom made the parody we're loving and hating on. Farewell guys...like y'all care... -The Final Message

Sorry, but the reason your comments may keep getting removed is because they are too inappropraite for this site. We don't tolerate abrasive/nasty/condescending commentary on here, especially inane chatter like what is going on in this parody comment thread. I understand that there is a lot of anti-Barny humour in the world, mostly due to the fact that people find him annoying, but to advocate domestic violence is NOT an encouraging thing. And furthermore, parody comment threads are intended for feedback on the parody, NOT to have a discussion like you would on a messagboard. So if you don't have anything kind to say, then please go somewhere else. Thank you.

Okay, sorry about what happened about the last message I had posted; someone (I have no idea whom) had used my "name", so please forgive me of that comment. All I can say about what the last comment had said was that it was outragious, crude, and inapaproppriate, and I accept the shame :P. Thank you, Mr. Website Editor for what had happened on this thread and I'll be enjoying this thread some more, but under a new "name". I apologise to all and anyone whom I may have offended, and I'm sorry for causing a disruption (me or otherwise), upon this well-written parody, Barney-"hating", and perfectly designed website (http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barney0.shtml). I have confidentally and respectfully read your letter, Website Creator, and I'll be sure to stay on topic, not disrupt the chat, and to stay anonimous. Although I can't prove anything, I'll be sure to not go with that name "barney's Assassinator", just to keep confusion of who is who. L.O.L., I hope this comment serves you guys well, showing that this is a specific thread and to NOT SCREW UP!!! By the way guys, thanks to everyone on this [awesome] forum, cheering me up when I'm blue, making me laugh when I need it, and hatin' on Barney when it is best to (i.e. all the time!). Once again, just for good measure, I apologise to all whom I may have offended with my comments (deleted or not; mine or someone else's). Thank you to all, especially YOU, Misty with her spectacular parody, and this great Website Editor for keeping everything in order. Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! :§

x] Nice And guys, you know, if you were 2, 3 years old, you'd like Barney and you wouldn't think him gay lol The only reason you guys hate Barney is cause you're too old for him

you suck barny and the song roxs more then ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head sorry children barney's dead! i hate you you hate me i chased barney up the tree with a kick up the bum and a shot in the head barney finally is dead!

hahaha i hate BARNIE ------------------------HE IS NOT SO COLL AND SO BUMMY

Omg!!!!That was funny.I have heard og songs funny like: A B C D E F G BARNEY IS MY ENAME STICK A TAZER 2 HIS HEAD PULL THE TRIGER NOW HES DIED A B C D E F G BARNEY IS NOW HISTROY.

barnies dead yaysssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAhA THATS FREAKIN FUNNY!!! heres one, I hate you, You hate me, Lets chase barney up a tree, ill get the matches you get the gas, we'll burn barneys purple ass.!!!

barney secretly molests the children

r0fl i agree sorta with each one of you but i cant stand it i babysit to! and i cant take anymore off it but of course u dont like barney of course u hate it and think ots gay hello look at ur age i bet u loved it when u were little

I love barney! (: screw you all (H) barneys cool, and he bones your moms (:

Well... WTF! that songs really bad. barney's cool :)

Barneys fit.. get over it (: kthnxbi x

I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a baseball bat and a 4-by-4 sorry kids barney is dead! new and improved like it???

I hate barney, and there is this 10 years old boy in my class that still watches barney, I just want to rip that fat dinosaur's head off!!!!!!

Barney is awesome (:

your such a baby

Wow! I'm assuming that most of you are about 10 or 12 yrs old. My kids are 2 yrs old and 1 yr old. The 2 yr old loves Barney and the 1 yr old is too young to care. I'm concerned that they will end up like most of you here. What caused this hatred? The thought of Barney being gay never crossed my mind. And even if he is, I hope my children grow up much more tolerant than what I've read here. I came across this site as I searched for lyrics to "That's What An Island Is" and I'm leaving it very disappointed in your generation.

Barney is scary. He dances awkwardly (Trying to be polite here; he hugs kids a little bit too much)

i hate barney as much as you so: you love me i hate you lets gang up and kill barney with a big sludge hammer hit him on the head sorry kids but barneys dead.next:

i hate you you hate me wee shoved barney up a tree with a knife to his heart and a bullet to his im so glad that barneys dead

No offense, but Steven that's really creepy dude, I may not like Barney--but knife to the heart? bullet to his (not sure what im is in this sense)? It's called a remote, use it, and perhaps take some 'happy' pills or something to calm down. . .

I can't help but feel a little sorry for the guy, I mean, just cause he has a mental age of three. Besides, he taught me what 2 +2 is.

I HATE U U HATE ME BARNEY JUST GOT STUCK UP A TREE WHEN HE CAME DOWN I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD

barney is stupid, this is my versions (s) I love you, you love me, barney gave me h.i.v so i icked him in the balls, and i shot him in the head, sorry kidz but barneys dead hater I hate you, you hate me i am gonna kill barney, with a bid riffle and a four by four, no more purple dinarsour

I HATE BARNEY I WANT TO KILL HIM

Okay peoples... I dont like barney, but i think ya'll are getting a little 2 carryed away. I used to love Barney when i was little. And i seriously doubt he is gay. Ya'll need to get a life and stop being so rude.

i use to have everything of barney i had watch it until i was 11 in the 4th grade but now i 14 in the 8th grade i think barney is a big purple dinosaur full of slit

yes I did spell it barnAYYYYYY!! For those who don't know, he abused a little girl on the shoe. They sued him ^.^

i hate barney he had 10 guys and i girl play him and they all went to rehab and jail i WONDER WHYYYY!!!

who likes this "i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barny with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head yay now barnys dead

I heard that the guy in the barneys suit died and they hired a new one -_- i wish they just barbicued the head and flushed the body down the toilet! lol

or this one,I hate you u hate me lets chace barney up the tree you get the matches and I'll get the gas together we'll blow barneys ass!!!HAHA

Not exactly like the original version of Barney sucks. Here are some I made up. Barney hell man: I hate you.You hate me. Lets go out and kill barney. Grab a kitchen knife and stick it through his head. Right this moment barney's in hell. Heap of blood: Lets go out and kill a barney dinosaur. Bring a gun and shoot him to the floor cause he might be at the door. Bam Bam Bu Bam Bam barney's on the floor! We shot him more while he was on the floor to make sure he was dead! Barney's original I hate you song:(Sing in tune of The Mean Kitty song.) Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur! This dinosaur got old about two month's back. All the kids used to like him but now he's a pain in their butt! Barney is a ninja all way's stalking your feet. Barney is a warrior you know what I meen! He alway's has a cup of water but he still drink's out of our crappers! Next thing you know barneys laying on the floor with a knife in his butt. That's all I made up yet. I'm gonna make some more. I'll post them when I do! Peace out!

i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and a knife lets all cheer that barneys dead

this one is cool: i hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now barney is really dead.

come on guys you being to harsh on barney dont blame him blame the dick head in the costume .when i was little the guy inside was great my little brother josh loves barney and he makes him happy but you guys are just redarded in your head but thank you to the guys that stood up 4 barney come on have a heart and take ur comments and shove it up ur #!@&*%! the ones that made up those silly jokes about barney i have a website 4 u its called you idiots are mentally disturbed .com. if i come 2 this website again and see more horrible comments you can go 2 hell .BARNEY TAUGHT YOU ALOT . but not enough because you are still #@!$% stupid . if anyone just happens to come across this website and see my comment im not talking about you only the ones that are rude 2 barney but if you are those people that hurt barneys feelings go back to where u belong PRESCHOOL.

OH COME ON MISTY YOUR SUCH A BIO-SEXUAL FREAK

die die!!!!

that os so stupid wy make fun of a doll!!!

joy to the world that barneys dead i barbecued his head.don't worry about the body i flushed it down the potty.

barney is so freaken gay i hated him when i was one cuz of his stupid gay voice hes a gayfer

Haha i like the version that goes I hate you you hate me, barney blew up my tv, so i went to the store and bought a fourty four. {CHICK CHICK} (supposed to sound like a gun) No more purple dinosaur.

heres a cool episode 4 barney : a mom drops of her son where barney and his friends hangout and then barney sings him a song and then dick ( the boy ) tells barney that he sounds like a frog on steroids barney runs of crying and dick puts superglue on a tissue and gives 2 barney and it rips of barneys face then he rushed 2 hospital dick visists him in hospital and he pushes the hospital bed out the window and barney comes back with a broken arm and cruches barney tells dick that he he wants him 2 watch gummi bears and dick swears him and went outside 2 burn barneys stuff barneys gets mad and calls him a naughty little boy and dick says " you such a @#!% gay dinosaur" and then dicks mom comes 2 pick him up and then dick says in a sweet voice " mummy can i say good bye to my friend barney " then dick goes up 2 barney and kicks him in the balls and takes out a AK47 and shoots the purple dinosaur and tells is mummy that he had a wonderfull day

hay

hi briget

you r stupid

i love you u you love me i got to kill barny with a m 16 no more fags around me

i hate u u hate me lets get together in kill barney with some pepper spay and a note from me to you i hate barney doo doo doo

i hate you you hate me we are a haty family with a great big punch and a kick from me to you wont you say that you hate me to

Barny is gay... the maker himself said so!

sorry kids barneys dead :D

Well, why would u wanna kill barnie????????He didnt do anything wrong? Maybe u hate him but the little kids don't. I'm saying this because Barnie show helped me learn English when I was 5 and my sister was 15. :(

i believe BCDNCVSVMNJF is so right. What's wrong with barnie????Is he that bad that started a war with the USA???????

You forgot i hate you, you hate me Lets get together and kill barney, with a shotgun bang bang, barneys on the floor, no more freaking dinosaur :D

i love you you love me I also love my favorite dinosaur, Barnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you barnie.....Ur the best dinosaur I ever had!!!!!!!!Yu rock..........Yea

I love you You love me We're a happy family With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me to! I love you You love me ...

that is so funny i wood love 2 do that ha

this is so funny barney is sooo gay haha the one above alex that is funny

i hat u u hate me lets chase barney up a tree stabe heim with a knife an shoot him with a gun now were having lots of fun

i hate u u hate me lets chase barney up a tree stabe him with a knife shoot him with a gun no were having lots of fun

paul devoy how can u have sex with that thing barney is gay r u gay too man wat do u have a stuffed barney in ur room and have sex withit

Hey i LOVE barney hes freaking sexy so deal with it i LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM muahahaha

a b c d e f g lets chase barney up a tree stick a shotgun up his nose pull the trigger there he goes uh oh we went to far tellytubbies rated r iiiiiiiii hhhhaaaattteeee barney

u suck u mother f..... wat r u talking bout mcdizzy

i know i hate him 2, but some people r so mean. its not like any1 talks about U cuz U want 2 help kids get a good education, i mean sure i think hez gay and all, but please.my cuzin waz on that show and she dosent hate it.

I hate you,you hate me,lets go out and kill barney,with a big shot gun and barney on the floor,no more singing dinosuar

BARNEY IS SO GAY I LOVE THAT SONG THAT IS SO FUNNY HA HA U ROCK BLAZANXX

come on who eva created this website i know that person wants to like barneys dick and shove their hand up his gay ass and then hump da crap out of him

I hate you, You hate me, I wanna go and KILL Barney, With a ratta tat tat and a bing bam BOOM! Lets all chase big Barney to his DOOM!!!! I hate you, you hate me, Barney tried to ra-ape me, So I grabed a carving knife and stuck it through his head, now that barney is really dead.!!!!!!

i hate you you hate me were a happy familey

i hate u you hate me lets go down and kill barney

I love you, you love me lets go out and kill barney with a shotgun bang bang bang barney on the floor, no more gay dinosaur!!!

barney is so gay man my 16 cause likes him

i hate u you hate me togther we can kill barney with a knife and gun and a bulite in his head sorry kids but barneys dead

i hate you you hate me lets get to gether and kill barney with a nife to his heart and a gun to his head dont tell mom we killed her to i hate baney

f*** BARNEY AND HIS FUKIN DAMN BORIN SHOWS....THOSE KIDS THERE R JUST SLUTS... FUK OFF AND FIND ANOTHER b**** 2 WORK WID!!

Barney really sucks.. HE SUCKS COCK! HE SURE IS AN crappy dino! HIS SHOWS ARE THE WORST IN THE WORLD!

lololol but some were not very offensive to barney!!! jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

Shouldn't it be i hate you, you hate me, barney gave me HIV

i hate you you hate me lets go and kill barney with big chainsore and cut in the head sorry kids barneys DEAD!

omg you guys are so right barney is dead sorry for the little kids

Barney is gay, he sucks on his own dino-cock. ps Barney suckz ballz

barneyy-suks c*** so lets go an kill barney with a base ball bat an a gun to his head sorry kids barneys dead

uhhh I like making fun of Barney. Let's punch his face.

One of the cops who acted as security at the bank where my mom worked used to offer $100 to anyone who'd take his kids to a Barney "concert" (!) so he could volunteer for overtime duty someplace else. Also, the computer screen savers at each terminal in a computer science lab at my college consisted of Barney saying "uh-hauh" and getting shot dead. How about eating some purple dino-burgers? Are they any good? Let's find out. Grill them up, YUM!

Ain't it a sad shame that when that purple poop-head came to the PBS scene people all over the planet were descending into severe hatred and violence? There was the horrors of Yugoslavia, Rwanda, Darfur, and in America militias and hate radio. And on the other side, Barney is SO annoying. Good parody. A good piss-off number like "Beat On the Brat" by the Ramones. Good tongue-in-cheek humor. Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohhh-hohh...

i hate u, u hate me barney give me hiv so i shot him in the head kicked him in the balls now the purple bunnys dead

NEW VERSE I hate you, you hate me Lets get together and kill barney With a baseball bat and a four-by-four No more purple dinosaur.

listen you guys are all retarded becuase barney is just a cartoon for kids and you guys probably wouldnt have done this to hitler and he almost killed half the people in that time but you do this to barney not hitler barneys awesome so u can kiss my butttcrack

I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a knife in the back and an arrow in the head Turn around and barney's dead I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a shotgun BANG! BANG! Barney to the floor No more purple dinosaur Now that is a parody!!!!!

I HATE U, U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND A BULLET THROUGH HIS HEAD SORRY CHILDREN BARNEY DEAD

i hate u, u hate me, lets get together and kill barney with a knife and a gun and a shot right thru the hed, tell evryone that barney is dead BARNEY IS GAY AND SUCKS DINO-BALLS HE IS BRAINWASHING INNOCENT KIDS AND IM GONNA STAB HIM IN THE EYES AND POISON HIS FOOD, WHICH IS BALLS!!!!!

All of you Barney haters, f*** you and grow the hell up! Barney isn't real! So why the hell go against him?! Just because he's for kids, it doesn't give you the right to be all anti-Barney and stuff. Being anti-Barney isn't mature. So if you hate him, then ignore him! And don't think that I'm a Barney lover. I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HIM!!! P.S. I hope that Barney f**king kills you.

I hate you, you hate me we chased barney up the tree with a big shotgun blew off his head now we can say that barney dead:p

I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME IM IN LOVE WITH BARNEY STARTED WITH A KISS THEN A LITTLE MORE I HAD SEX WITH A PURPLE DINOSUAR LOL :L

this is my example i hate you you hate me let's chase barney up a tree grab a 10 magnoom on his head look everybody barne's dead so you muse be great for your songs sia

I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree, let him swing there till his head pops off, the take the rest down and cook him in a pot

i hate u u hate me barney gave me HIV it started with a hug ended on the floor i got rapped by a dinosour ove it lolz x

A hate you, you hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With a bucket filled with lava and a pitcher filled with Ice. And then let’s go outside and kill mice.

I hate you, You hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney. With a baseball bat and a 2 by 4. No more purple dinosaur.

i hate u , u hate me i tied barney to a tree with a 4 by 4 and a bullet in the HEAD sorry kids but barney's dead

i hate u, u hate me, lets tie barney to a tree, u get the matches ill get the gas, lets light barney on his.....tail XD

I hate you you hate me lets go up and kill Barney with a Shotgun bang bang Barney's on the floor no more stupid dinosaur

Barney is actuy a girl crazy right she got arrested becouse she had illigal drugs in the tail

I love you, you love me, Lets all gang up on barney, with a four-by-four and a bullet to the head sorry, children, barneys dead

and i wonder why my childhood was ruined..

You people cant even compair to the lvl of barny my brother hates. we both made 50 songs.i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney. i gota ak 47 you got apistol in your hand lets go kill barney's stupid band

barney is the dinosaur with a soft spot for children, he will molest them until he gets a dinosaur sensation. barney can be dangerous when he gets that sensation, barney will go mad if he doesnt touch some children.

ok. i have one... i hate you, you hate me. lets tie barney 2 a tree! with a knife in his butt, and a bullet in his head, lets all yell, barneys dead!! YEEAAAA!!!!! lol. i learned that in like 4th grade and it kinda just stuck wiith me...

@OMG. The purple teletubie IS gay... Its a guy, even look it up or find it on wikipedia(type in teletubies). Im pretty sure barney is gay but idk... I honestly dont have anythinqq against gay people, but barney and the teletubies are just WAY to anoying >.< i have a 5yr old brother and i wont let him even see barney in a picture, when he asks why, i tell him cuz barney is for little babys that have no friends.

I HATE BARNEY!

I luv u, u luv me...Barney gave me HIV...It started with a kiss then ended on the floor...I got raped by a dinosaur.

Hmmm.... I thought the following would be here: I hate you, You hate me Lets get together and kill Barney With a big fat stick, and blood on the floor No more purple dinosaur

bunch of heaters!!!!!!

I don't like barney. He sucks big time he is only someone in a dinosaur costume. I use to like barney when I was little but now ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don't like baby shows what so ever!!!!!!!!!!!

When MJ died barney died its the truth

i really hate barney and he is a stupid f***in ass

i can do better than that mmm i hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with great big shot gun point it to his head bang bang now barneys dead yayyyy!!! LOLZ

this one is the best I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME LETS GANG UP ON BARRRNEY GOT SHOT GUN AND I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD MOW THAT PURPLE BASTARDS DEAD Byer i made that up

i hate barny but i like the parody

I hate You hate me Barney gave me HIV it started with a kiss but Barney wanted more, i just f***ed a dinosaur

()_() ( ' . ' )

I HATE Barney alway's have I heard this one though: I hate you, You Hate me,Barney gave me HIV so I kicked him in the Balls and I Shot him in the head now that Purple Barsted's DEAD!!!! YAY!

This is all funny!! There's a girl in my class named hayley so. I made this song for her... I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill hayley, let's hit her in the head with a 2by4, no more ugly dinosaur!!!

Lol that's funny Barney Sux my Little Sister's name is Hayley and she is so damm annoying, I hate Barney to one day there was nothing on Execpt Barney so I had to turn it off to stop me from trying to smash the TV. this was like 11:00 am on TV4

I love u u love me barney gave me a hiv i started with a kiss and ended on the floor i got raped by a dinosaur, i love u u love me barney gave me an hiv so i kicked him in the nuts and choped him on the head now that purple bastad's dead, barney is a dinosaur form our imagination big and fat and full of crap and died of constipation! I HATE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate you you, you hate me lets all gang up and kill barney, tie a rope around his neck and beat him with a stick come on barney suck my d***. I hate you, you hate me lets all gang up and kill barney put a gun to his head, pull the trigger now hes dead, once h waspurple now hes red. keep up the good work guys DEATH TO BARNEY

i hate you, you heat me lets get together and kill barney with a M-16 gun shot on his head and cut his throat then barney's dead!!!!

I love you you love me barney gave me hiv it started wiht a hug and ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur

I hate you. You hate me lets stick barney up a tree with a arrow in his back and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead hahaha

i hate u u hate me let get together and kill barney with a big shotgun shoot him in the head now we know that barneys dead

However I look it's plain to see, I hate you and you hate me...however I look it's plain to see, I hate you and yooou haaate meeee...

where does barney live

very funny

Although I won't be singing this parody in front of my niece, I enjoyed it. =)

Does anyone know what ever became of Misty?

sexy barny

i hate u you hate me lets go out and kill barney with an m16 and a bullet full of led now lets shoot of barneys head!!!! hate the stupid purple dinosaur !!!!!!! :)

In the college computer lab where I did a lot of work our screensavers consisted of an animation of Barney saying, "Ah-HUH!", then there's 2 shots of gunfire. Bang Bang Barney is DEAD!

LOL!! Barney, you freakin suck get an RPG and shoot your head with it, weirdo

Barney is viloent and one time he was drinking really bad drugs. We should remove him from tv.

I hate you, you hate me. Let's get together and kill Barney. I shot him with a shot gun he's not dead yet. Flush him down toilet until he's dead. Barney is violent.

i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill bareny with a rpg and then smuther his face in the toilet. and then fluse his head down the toilet and I HATE BARENY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ pandasrule -- Barney did NOT drink bad drugs!!! He injected them.

I Hate Him He Hates Me Lets Hang Barney From A Tree With A Kick And A Punch And A Bullet To His Head Now That Purple Freak Is Dead

When could Barney be removed from tv? When will he die? Ok he is going to die right now! I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with an alto saxophone, and blow it into his ear, now Barney can not hear. He is now less annoying ya cuz it a came from a boy named Elmo! I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney after he was deaf a chef came running with a 100 pound deer and ripped his ear. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with the cops come to sneak up with a sniper Elmo gives him a wedgie ha ha Barney wears diapers, now he is acting so hiper. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney when he is hiking a bear attacked him and ate his head now he is bloody and dead! Yay I killed Barney lol!

hi misty i left 3 comments but that girl Roxy said something mean to you and you should tell her well everyone has their own opinions, and some people really hate Barney cuz he is annoying so tell her to get a life and say how would you like it if i made fun of your song. I think your song is funny and if you have kids when you grow up always never let them watch Barney cuz how stupid he is! Ok I hope Roxy did not hurt your feelings.

here's mine i love u u love me lets go out and kill barney with a big shot gun and barney on the floor no more stupid/purple dinosaur

let me just say;I hate u u hate me barney gave me H.I.V with a hug and kiss here and there now im in intensive care. oh and i made this up on my own MWAH HAH HHAAHH HAH barneys dead BARNEYS DEAD

i love youyou love me.lets go out and kill barney with a bang bang shotgun youre here for no more bayot dinosaur

i fixed up my first barney parody i posted so here it goes:i rape u u rape barney gave me H.I.V. with a hug and a kiss here and there now im in intensive

I never like Barney, and if anyone likes him, they got brainwash long ago. Plus youtube "elmo kills barney" here's a song: i love you, you love me, lets get the navy and kill barney, and together we will win, and guess what, now he is dead. :) Yay! World Peace now! (i bet the person who made barney got murdered. i can see why to.)

I hate you, you hate me Barney gave me HIV So I kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head Now that purple bastards dead

i think this song is funny and a bit harsh for children !!! but Barney is a little freaky !!!!!

I hate you you hate me Elmo has just shot barney, with an M15 and and M44 No more purple dinosaur Oh My God Barney survived, I just found him on the side, with an M15 and an M44 Now theres a purple dinosaur I hate you you hate me I just shot that damn Barney, With Elmos guns I shot him in the head, Thank the lord that gay dino's dead I hate you you hate me, Barney gave me HIV, it started with a kiss but barney wanted more, I got Raped by a dinosaur

Barney is a fat guy from our imagination, He's so stupid that the people who watch him need some medication!

i hate u u hate me barney smashed my new tv so i went to the store bought a new 44 no more purple dinosaur

i really like it very much

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i hate you, you hate me so lets go kill Barney with a baseball bat and a 4 by 4, no more purple dinosaur

there is no good side in barney. it just kills you. what is even worse is that i have to watch it when i am in my dads car. and the barney thing is so long i dont know how kids dont get bored from it. I JUST HATE THAT DAMN DINOSAUR.

I HATE BARNEY! HE IS SO ANNOYING! I WONDER WHY THOSE PEOPLE EVER MADE UP BARNEY STUPID BARNEY!

Barney song I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and kill barney, with a big shotgun and barney's on the floor, no more stupid dinosaur. I love this song, I just don't know that it has many version,

To the tune of On top of spagetti On top of a school bus all covered with glue, I shot poor Barney with a .32. He went to the hospital and guess what he said;' I'm so sorry kids, but your pal barney's dead.

I know another one its like joy to the world that barneys dead we barbecued his head dont worry bout the body we flushed it down the potty know theres nothing left oh now theres nothing left joy oh joy that barneys dead

I don't really get why it says "I hate you, you hate me" when we sing it it should be "I hate you, you love me" and reverse when Barney sings it. Anyway's here's mine a mix of I love you and alphabet: a b c d e f g barney is my enemy stick a shotgun up his butt pull the trigger there he goes! (I love you) no more purple dinosaur! Sorry kids but stupid Barney's dead!

Another one I hate you you hate me Lets team up and kill barney with a baseball bat and a 4x4 no more purple dinosaurs!

You all will pay for this. Why is there a guy with a ax coming?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Wheres my Fu*king Head???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

NO BARNEY

I have kids and we watch barney together, YOU are so rude

i was the original performer of the song. It was my evil brother's friends who made up the song.

Everyone is wrong, these are the true, best lyrics that actually keep the meter (the ones here have too many syllables): I hate you, you hate me Let's team up and kill Barney With a 9 millimeter and a bullet through his head Let's make sure that Barney's dead!! Sure, I feel guilty NOW, but as a kid that was the funniest thing EVER LOL.

This parody has 70,889 views. Can anyone else here top that?

Lord knows Rob Arndt will try.

Let's put Barney on a rotary spit on a brazier. Put on some BBQ sauce. What do ya get? BBQ Barney! It's dinosaur grill out time!

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, when he stuck his finger up his ass he immediately died of constipation!!!! Haha

hes a megasaurass (listen to teamheadkicks "its all about reach" to find it) or

i hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barney with a big shotgun and shoot him in the head sorry folks but barney's dead.

BARNEY LIVES FOREVER!!!

I luv Barney, it's plain to see, I'll give you fives, I'll give you three!!!

Stop hatin' on Big B y'all

Barney is my hero!!!

i hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 44 shotgun barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur

Barney is the reason I can make it through the day, so butt out nasty people!

dear Barney haters, get a f^^kin' life instead of being big babies about that dinosaur. he's fictional for cryin' out loud! and you haters are as brain-dead as hell for makin' a big deal over him. seriously, why the f^^k do you waste your time over someone who doesn't exist? do you want to be put in mental hospitals? if you dumb-a^^ed barney haters want to waste your d^mn time sh^^tin' on that reptile, do me a favor an' blow your f^^ked up brains out.

BARNEY H8TRS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JICYDN asked if any other song at Amiright can top the 76,345 views that this song has. As near as I can tell no other song comes anywhere close to that number. of course, there's a mystery as to why that is so. Misty's next most popular song has 2500 views and her median for page vies is about 550 ...... Moreover she averages about 3.5 votes and 4 messages on all her other songs which does tend to make the 570 votes and 295 messages on this one a BIT puzzling

I think when the parody was published back in 2005, Barney had enough "viral" power from critics and championers for Google to bring them over here--to laugh or be disgusted.. I think since then it continues to bring people who love to hate on the whole Barney mystique with those key words in the title and the lyrics. And no doubt the amount is thanks to r doofs like us who comment about it, too. :)

This has been up for a decade, so divide by 10 and the total votes is only 56.4 per year. As for comments, they represent repeat commentators who flock back to see replies and argue further. No biggie. The only baffling number is total views over a decade which is due to the love or hate of the Barney character which would be 7,636 a year.

How can anyone with any decency hate Barney? Kids love Barney!!!

Yo, Yo! Barnz be ma boy! Word 4eva! Don't y'all be hatin'.

Actually, Math Dude, in 99 percent of all parodies posted here, the comments stop after a few days. And there are generally no comments at all after a month. I've posted 165 parodies here and I would bet I've received 50 comments in total after a months passing -- and maybe a dozen after a year has passed. This one, by itself has 270 comments (90%!) posted a year it first appeared -- about 15 quantum leaps beyond completely unprecedented. Is there a link to this parody at some Barney-ophobic web site?

Of course this parody has been cross-linked since 2005! There were maybe a couple hundred people here back then, not enough to generate those hits. Most vets hit a couple thousand over the years, if that. And this parody is plagued by on-going flame war between lovers and haters. Use a bit of common, man. Sheesh!

Of course I realize that, Logical. It's the only possible explanation for these incredible numbers. As a matter of fact, there have probably been over 400 comments actually posted over the years. It's just that dozens have been deleted when the flame wars get too over the top ........ Let that be a caution to some of you over exuberant kids flaming Barney. Your comments show up in a "Latest Comments" section on this website. If too many of these flames show up at once; if you use ALL CAPS in your flames .... They're going to be deleted

why u care so much Mr. L???

Well, in answer to your question, "?", I've posted about 165 submissions over the last three and a half years and I've broken 1000 page views once, with one more in the high 900's. So when I see a parody here with 76,500 views, I'm more than a little bit intrigued

Proof that Barney is satan: Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is Satanic The Romans had no letter 'U' and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Extracting the Roman numerals, we have: C V V L D I V Decimal Equivalents are: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Adding those numbers produces: 666 666 is the number of the beast. Therefore, Barney is Satan. And there is NO arguing with that.

BARNEY IS GOD!!! ALL BOW!!!

I hate you, you hate me. let's get together and kill barney. with a 22 shotgun, blow his head away. now he's done making children gay.

Wasn't the Gay kids show those Tele-tubbies things? Why is Barney considered Gay?

Barney is a legend and the crazies can't handle it!

Are you guys all stupid!? Barneys a Dinosaur, when he sees these comments he's going to hunt you down and gobble you up! None of you like him because your scared and jealous of him. #Barney4Life #BarneyTheBoss

I h8 you, you h8 me, barney gave me H.I.V, with a big purple body and a little green sick, barney made me really sick.

I really like Barney but I think these lyrics are so hysterical, I really get teary, laughing my buttocks off, I hope the lyrics keep on coming.

i love barney the purple and green dinosaur and i hate barney the dinosaur i want to cut his tail off and cut his green poke a dots off

i love barney and i hate barney

Barney is the most lovable dinosaur in the world. Purple is the color of royalty. Bow to Barney the King!!!

These Barney rhymes are just stupid... why even try... All of you should just get a life instead of wasting time on this stupid crap The only reason I'm watching this is because my friend dared me... worst decision of my life

Barney is a God!!! 5 million fives!!!

Barnz be fantastic!!!

I love Barney the purple green dinosaur and i i also Hate Barney the dinosaur i still have a Barney i love Barney s color purple and green and i want to cut off barneys tail and i m looking for a girl friend and i m hopeing to find a girl who hates Barney or that loves Barney

i have a new one i pranked you, you pranked me lets get together and prank barney with a great big prank over here and over there sorry kids but barney was pranked.

Barney is soooooooooooooo lovable! Let the world rejoice in unison! Barney 4eva!!!

A random person: Do you play any songs on that guitar? Me: I'm a superstar! Joy to the world that Barney's dead, We barbecued his head! What happened to the body, We flushed it down the potty, And round and round it goes, and round and round it go-es. The same person: I wish I could laugh at the idea of a TV mascot getting decapicated! Me: Yeah! Funny, isn't it?

The Purple Funk Rocker who gave us Purple Rain is dead, and that's a tragedy. I was in my car about to go to a VA meeting when I heard the awful news from an alternative rock station (EVERY station on the FM dial played Prince music. The AM dial has been hijacked by Rubbish Limburger and other blubberbutt hatemongers and they can all GO TO HELL). Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur - boom! boom! acka lacka boom! boom! - because Prince Rogers Nelson is the ONLY Champion of the Color Purple.

I hate you/ You hate me/ Let's get together and kill Barney/ With a great big gun and a bullet to the head/ Sorry kids but Barney's dead

Barney is the most precious and loving purple Dino ever. Stop dissing and dismissing his loveable nature. Hugs, not shrugs.

Kids, kids, KIDS! Can you ease up on poor Barney? I just heard from him and it looks like he's taking it pretty hard. Listen to this .......... I love booze .. Cause you hate me .. Pissed my suit on a drunken spree .. Did a double shot, now I'm passed out on the floor .. Alchoholic dinosaur

Barney is a kid's best friend, so lighten up haters.

I hate you You hate me Let's go out and kill Barney With a nunchuck gun And a 4 by 4 No more purple dinosaur Here's a Teletubby one: I hate Po Po hates me Tinky Winky shot Dipsy With a great big bang And a bullet to the head Sorry La La Dipsy's dead

I hate u u hate me let's team up n kill Barney with a baseball bat n an overgrown stick no more purple dinosaur

all kids luv Barns, it's plain to see, A dinosaur for humanity, just give 'im luv, hugs for me and you, and to these other haters, well f*ck you!!!

Stop the H8. Feel the Barn. Right Betty?

i hate barney killl barney

love Barney, spread the love of purple passion!

Barney is really gay He is just like Michael bay

would you people just lay off Barney? This parody is rotten.

i love Barney and i hate BARNEY at the same time i love purple and green and i love BARNEYs green pokeadots on his tail but i still HATE BARNEY

LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IHATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GO OUT AND TEAM UP WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND KILL BARNEY AND CUT OFF HIS TAIL I WILL KEEP HIS TAIL AND CUT OFF HIS GREEN POKEADOTS AND I WILL KEEP THEM THEN LETS CUT OFF HIS HEAD AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE POTTY HA HA BARNEYS DEAD NO MORE PURPLE DINOSUAR LOL I LOVE BARNEY AND I HATE BARNEY

Listen up, young uns. Your comments show up in a "Latest Commnts" section at a song parody website called Amiright.com. If you start getting carried away and write in all caps and get a little too violent in your wishes for Barney, your comments may be deleted. It's happened before. If it looks like a flame war is starting up, all the comments will be deleted. That has alsoo happened before. Keep that in mind.

love barney

Barnz hugs hearts.

I LOVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey cammi i love BARNEY too

^ only way Amber is getting laid!

What a terrible experience, Amber!! So terrible that it appears to have screwed up your ability to spell your own name .... not to mention your ability to keep pace with the original song

kill barney and justin bieber and teletubbies

could y'all just leave Barns alone? Plz?

Barney is really gay I wish he would go away So I punched him in the balls And now he's on the floor No more gaylord dinosaur

Why are parents teaching their children and teenagers killing Barney the dinosaur songs i Love Barney and i Hate BARNEY AT THE SAME TIME

Barney is hella kewl!!!

They have no lives.

Why all the hate? Barney loves everyone! Hey thugs, try hugs!

BARNEY IS SEXY HIS TAIL IS SEXY HIS GREEN POKEADOTS ON his tail is sexy

All these songs on here is sexy about Barney dying i love the. One about Barney getting shot when he was singing the i love you song then Barney gets shot then a girl tells Barney to shut the f*** up .to Barney i love having sex while listening to that song of Barney getting get shot best sex music ever And barney is the best sex toy ever i love it

I Hate you you hate me let's go tie Barney to a tree and shoot Barney in the tail and shoot Barney. In the head whoopsie dasie barneys dead lol

Besides the huge hits and comments, Barney has 666 votes! That's right, Barney may indeed be the Antichrist!!!

No BARNEY IS NOT HE S JUST A LOVEING DINOSUR I LOVE BARNEY AND I HATE BARNEY

GET OVER IT! BARNEY IS THE MOST LOVABLE DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barney be like all up in ya face wit da happiness. Y'all leave Mr. Purps be!

Mama mama can't you see what the dumb baby ies did to me took away my mp3 now i m watching Barney tic tac toe 3 in a row Barney got shot by a gijoe Mama called the doctor the doctor said whoops Barneys dead barney got shot in the tail and Barney got shot in his green poke a dots

Barniiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee Barniiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee Barniiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee You must DIE DIE DIE! DIE DIE DIE! DIE DIE DIE! Barney Barney Barney You must DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I Hate you You hate me lets kill Barney and shoot Barney in the ass with a bullet in Barneys ass and a bullet in the ass no more f***ing dinosuar

I Hate you You hate me let's go tie Barney to tree and shoot Barney in the head and shoot Barney in the heart and then shoot Barneys knees then shoot Barney in his green pokeadots and shoot Barney in the tail and then shoot Barney s ass then shoot Barney s weenie

My version was: Joy to the world That barneys dead We barbecues his head!!! What happened to the body We flushed it down the potty Around and around it goes WHOOSH around and around it goes! WHOOSH

BARNZ NO BOOS, BARNZ LET BE, THAT DINOSAUR IZ AMAZING! F*ck off all haters!!!

Dont look now (meaning I want you to look now) but all those Barney loving scamps just pushed the # of hits for this parody past the 100,000 mark. I'm almost 100% positive that's a first for AIR

That's because it's linked all over the place and due to return posters. duh.

I love you all Barney Haters and i need a girl friend so Bad please i m looking for a nice hot girl that hates Barney

Kill Barney, Justin Bieber, Teletubbies and Donald Trump

Make America Purple Again!!! Barney for President!!!

i am a kid and scince the age of 6 i have thought barney was a huge pedophile in a suit like the tellitubbies

Barney is Sooooo loveable! You ppl are crazy!

i love barney and i hate barney kill barney

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Barney is a purple saint!

Hey, the purple dino loves ya, so WTF more do you want?

I used to love Barney as a kid, but he seems so dated now. Still, no one should be saying such nasty things about him.

What did Barney do to you, Justin?

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LET'S GO OUT AND STAB BARNEY WITH A STAB STAB HERE AND A STAB STAB THERE BARNEY'S BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE

U ROCK SPADES SICK! STAB THE PURPLE BASTARD!

BARNEY AND TRUMP SUCK

I hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a double barrel shotgun blow him through the door no more purple dinosaur

Being purple isn't a crime! Lay off Barney and stop using CAPS, you fools!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STOP USING CAPS? NOBODY'S USING CAPS!! STOP MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEING A FOOL

Barney is a dinosaur in our imagination says this and that and stinks of cr*p and died of constipation (NEEDS BARNEY THEME TUNE MUSIC)

I didn't care for the purple beastie myself, but the tots enjoyed him.

i hate barney and teletubbies

Why not take a spin on Barney. I heard his dick is a total dinosaur! ;)

I HATE YOU HATE ME,LETS TIE BARNEY TO A TREE,GATHER WOOD LIGHTER MORE.LETS JUST ROAST THAT DINASOUR

I hate you,you hate me lets go and stab barney,he living at some place they want to sell,showering in the bates motel

Barney Sucks and do dose Lol with your walnut brain

Dont tell us to stop using capital letters you little pipsqueak

^ f*ckwit answer

Blood is red, barneys dead,,someone shot him in the head,with 357,up in heaven,we will still cook his devon

Someone ran over barney witha steam roller purple dino pancakes

I AM NOT GOING TO STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS YOU LITTLE SQUEAK

No t Lol trump dos'nt suck you do you little pipsqueak so up you nose

^ piss off you little rodent of a man!

PLEASE!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!! STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS!!!

MAKE ME

Barney isnt a real dinasour he s big big grape

hey Albatross why don't u go back to playing with ur toddler toyz?

MAKE ME

liberals are more annoying

Blood is red,barneys dead,someone shot him in the head,lite the BBQ i'm the host,of a purple dinosour roast

How do you BBQ a big purple dinasour? get a realy big BBQ lot and lots of charcoal 200 bottles of BBQ sauce BBQ for 2 days or more and have a big family reunion

Y'all is crazy, Barney da bomb. Hugs 4eva. Ya haters must be Trump folks

How long will it take to to BBQ a dinasour?

Lol you suck big time you suck

F*ck Barney and the teletubbies

I hate Barney, Trump, Teletubbies, Bieber and Dora

If you like Barney, I respect your opinion

I luv Barney but h8 Bill, Hillary, Chuck, Nancy, and other assorted idiots of Blue

BLOOD IS RED,BARNIES DEAD,SOMEONE SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD,WITH A 45 CALIBER SLUG THEY DID,HOW MUCH FROM HIS HIDE WE,LL BID

And those Blobahs things they would scare the bejayes out of kids take them things and bust their heads their too scary for little kids to see their worst then barney and Calilou spoiled little snot in need on a spanking

Chop off Tinkie winkies head triangle and all

Throw the Wild Thornberries into the amazon with the Piranahs

Die if you don't like trump then move away far away

is all you guys for real. I hope you all know Barney is a kid show, and you all don´t have to watch that show if you don´t like it. you all saying you all watched it and you watched it so much that you all got tired of it that you hate it. Remember this show is only for kids and if you don´t like it go and watch something you like. don´t pick a kid show and make fun of it, they are learning from it. so go find something to do instead of killing a kid show .

Purple Pumpkin is a total dip-wad

Little irl i can remember Captian Kangaroo

Blow him to smitherenies with a Bazooka

No need to be so rude to Barney, what is wrong with ya'll. He is an amazing smart, kind individual.

How did he get all Purple like that? Sunkist used a purple dinosour back in the 1970s i think his name was Ralph

https://youtu.be/RspL65MpYrc

Barney meets Godzilla STOMP STOMP SQUISH SQUISH SMEAR SMEAR SMASH SMASH PURPLE DINO PANCAKES ANYONE?

The Dude is a Dip-wad now say something without your foot in your mouth

You kill the purple dinosaur. You kill the purple dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur, open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur boom! boom! acka lacka boom! boom! boom! boom! acka lacka boom! boom! Uh-huuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Isaac Hayes says: Barney's dead. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot......

NO Shasta, it's Curtis Mayfield! (But...that Barney is one big mutha--)

Yes i was right Sunkjist did use a purple dinasour named Ralph back in the 1970s and he sounded like W.C .Fields

Okay Shasta lets see his Skeleton

i hate barney and i love barney

Barney hater/lover your all screws up you need t see a head shrink

Dumb Dora i Sooo Dumb! How Dumb is She? from the 1970 Game Show THE MATCH GAME

^^^^^Kiss my aura, Dora. (smeck, smeck, smeck) Mmm, it's real angora. Would you like some more-ah; right here on the floor-ah ... And how 'bout you, Barney; you harney?

This is the most idiotic thread ever for a parody. Barney is a kids show. Grow up you little A-holes!

I remember singing this in preschool: "I hate you, you hate me We are hating family With a great big punch And a kick from me to you Won't you say you hate me too" Made this in 3rd grade: "I hate you, you hate me Let's try to kill each other With all our strength we will fight to the death May our hearts stop beating now" 5th grade: "I hate you, you hate me Barney is a useless d*ck Let's shoot him with an AK-47 Eat his meat and drink his blood"

Bert go screw yourself you dip-wad

Beat up Barney. Beat up Barney. Beat up Barney with a baseball bat. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-Ohhh! YAAAAA-AAAYYY! We killed that purple dinosaur!

And in this corner we have the greatest movie monster in history. It's GOD-ZILLLAAAAA-AAAAHHH!!! Dum! Dum-dum-dum-dum! Dum-dum-dum-dum! Dum-dum-dum-dum! (*Godzilla burns Barney to a crisp with his fiery breathe*) ERR-AUGGHH!!! Weee-heee! Barney is dead, dead, DEAD! Barney's dead. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot. Godzilla is superbad!

Godzilla STOMP STOMP SPLAT SPLAT,SMEAR SMASH,SQUISH SQUISH CRUSH CRUSH,CRUNCH CRUNCH

Bear beat bash bash,batter batter boom,no more purple Dino in the room,smash smash,splat plat and crunch,black and blue Dino in the bunch

Guys, i have a good one!!! I hate you you hate me lets go kill Barney So i slash him untill he is out of breath Be happy 😃 kids because i tortured Barney to death!! GO TO HELL!!😈

okay Voadoro how long dose it take to cook a big purple dinosour a realy big BBQ lots of charcoal and lighter fluid and many many bottles of BBQ Suace

I made one I did not copy anyone I swear ok *cough* here it is I hate you You hate me Were the worst friends we could be With a great big kick And a bullet through your head Sorry kid but Barney’s dead

Give him the Spy vs Spy treatment with a big big bomb BOOM one of the round cartoon type bombs with the fuse on top and blow him to smitherenies

Leave Barney alone you cretins!

Cut him and throw him in a bunch of sharks Feeding Frenzie and JAWS wait for the certian music from the movie JAWS

Ok so I think we all know that Barney is REALLY annoying and stupid but DO NOT kill him jeez people it’s just a guy in a costume which he might just be doing because he wants all them moneys or he want to make kids happy other then that I hate u,u hate me is awesome thank u goodbye

Yeah I ma back but I need to ask u all something why is he so freaking fat and why his he so dang scary looking I NEVER liked him as a kid if any thing he scared the crap out of me wait hold up no HE wants to kill US because I mean do u people see his face he ain’t friendly nooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Yeah I ma back but I need to ask u all something why is he so freaking fat and why his he so dang scary looking I NEVER liked him as a kid if any thing he scared the crap out of me wait hold up no HE wants to kill US because I mean do u people see his face he ain’t friendly nooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Q. What do you call a big purple dinasour in March 17th? A.Balarney

Oy luv you, you love me ... We're one happy foackin' family ... with a pint of Guinness and a Scotch from me to you ... Wont you say you love me sainted mo-other too ......... And oy'll be foighting any dinosaur in this bar what wont say that!!

You know what else is annoying?...

Diss. People who whine too much that's what

Barney deserves a big kick on the ass

How big a boot you want to use?

Is it weird that I actually expected this to be a spoof of "Freddy's Dead," by Curtis Mayfield?

Barnz be kewl peeps so lay off da sauce and diss

It's I hate you you hate me lets get together and kill Barnie with a one shot two shot three shot four no more purple dinosaur

Blood is red' barneys dead,some chopped off his head,with big old ax,no more dad gum barney tax

Haxel what is that gobbldy gook your babbling mean please translate

i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a one stab,two stab,three stab four we killed the purple dinosaur

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GO AND COOK BARNEY,I BIG BOILING POT,AND WATER TO,LETS US HAVE SOME DINO STEW

Stick him in a defective rocket launch it BOOM POW BLAM PURPLE SNOW

I hate u u hate me lets get together and kill Bernie with a 1 shot 2 shot 3 shot 4 no mo purple thing no more

what? Is ya ignorant?

I HATE BARNEY, JUSTIN BIEBER, DONALD TRUMP AND BOOBAH

IHB. Please go play in Traffic Now you bug brained -needle nosed little thrip

I LOVE BARNEY, BUT HATE MILEY CYRUS, NANCY PELOSI, HILLARY CLINTON, AND BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!! TRUMP RULZ!!!

Maxine Waters is stark raving nuts i tell you Nuts Nuts Nuts

DUMB-O-CRATS PLEASE GO AWAY

A Pussiehat full of dynimite for barney BOOM,BLAM,KA-POW

In elementary school, we used to sing this: I hate you. You hate me. Let's get together and kill barney. With a great big gun we'll shoot him in the head. Now we know that Barney's dead.

oh i HATE YOU BARNEY and i love you BARNEY but i still HATE BARNEY i think i will cut my BARNEY s head off and cut BARNEYS TAIL OFF

Ooh, this is even more scary than people killing Barney in tons of GoAnimate/Vyond videos...

I hate you you hate me let s kill Barney and shoot him in the green poke adots and shoot Barney in the tail no more purple green dinosaur

i hate barney i want to kill barney and cut off his tail i use barney as a sex toy

Curtis Mayfield says: Barney's dead. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot. Doot doot doot......

i hate you you love me lets kill barney with a big flamethrower nomore purple green dinosuar

I hate you, you hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With a shotgun blast Barney hits the floor No more purple dinosaur!

I HATE YOU,YOU HATE ME LET ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,PUT A REVOLVER TO THE HACK OF HIS HEAD,PULL THE TRIGGER HE IS DEAD

I HATE YOU,YOU HATE ME LET ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,PUT A REVOLVER TO THE HACK OF HIS HEAD,PULL THE TRIGGER HE IS DEAD

I HATE YOUR HATE ME,LET OUT OUT KILL BARNEY,WITH A BAZOOKA,ON THE BAY,LET GO BLOW BARNEY AWAY

I hate you, you hate me, let all go and kill Barnie , A Purple dino is a sight,wearing a tall hat full of Dyntomite BOOM,POW,BLAM

Barney on the USS Enterprise beam him down to the planet of Tarus II where the inhabitints are bunch of big apelike creatures that have spear that look like telephone poles They Kill him they roast him they eat him HE's Dead Jim and he is Din Din

Barney on the USS Enterprise beam him down to the planet of Tarus II where the inhabitints are bunch of big apelike creatures that have spear that look like telephone poles They Kill him they roast him they eat him HE's Dead Jim and he is Din Din

Barney and the Teletubbies in a room full of gas someone lights a match in the place KA-BOOM

I HATE,YOU HATE ME,LET ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,WHILE HE RIDE A PURPLE BIKE,A DEEP PIT LINED WITH BIG SHARP SPIKES

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME,LET ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,SOME PLEASE DO THE BATH,BARNEY TAKING A ACID BATH

I DONT LOVE U U DONT LOVE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A BIG SHOTGUN WE'LL SHOOT HIM IN HIS HEAD LETS TELL EVERYONE BARNEYS DEAD

I HATE YOU HATE ME' LETS HANG THAT DINO FROM A TREE' TEN FEET OF ROPE AND HORSE TO,LATER WE'LL HAVE DINO-STEW

I hate Barney. I hate the Kardassians. I hate Donnie Douchebag Traitor Trump, the kidnapper ill-mannered bigoted incest-mongering immature crybaby wimpy whiny diaper-stinking hateful butt-kissing spankee boy! He's a ma ma ma ma, ma ma ma ma mama's boy! Spank his ass!

The "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is strong with this one.

Very strong in this one indeed Liberals have no minds just a head full of sawdu sawdust for Brainsst and Jim Ramone is it Sawdust for Brains

i hate you you hate me lets team up and kill barney with a chick chick bang bang barney on the floor there's no barney anymore

Now would you rather see Barney fed to the Rancor of dumped into the Saloc pit. ROAR I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME ROOAAARRR AIIIIIEEEE BURP,I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME AAAIIIEEEE BURP

Give him the Jimmy Hoffa Treatment bury him under some ball field

I hate you you hate me let’s hang Barney from a tree shoot him in the head with a .64 no more purple dinosaur.

I also forgot to mention that this parody is completely violent, I'm just looking at what I see. Please, leave Barney alone. What you do to Barney is absolutely unacceptable and totally disrespectful. Back in the good ol' days, you wouldn't beat up a purple dinosaur like that. You'd end up getting sued in court for killing him and facing the cruel punishment.

Barney in the Quicksand Blub Blub Blub

Joy to the world when baRneys dead well decapate his head don’t worry about the body we’ll flush it out the potty, and round and round it goes

How to kill Barney give him a cup of Hemlock tell him its Herbal Tea to help him sleep UNDER THE GROUND HE WILL SLEEP FOR LONG LONG LONG TIME

Barney at the Bates Motel taking a shower let Norman Bates at the knives then dump his body in the Quicksand out i back

I Hate you you Hate me let's all be friend s and kill Barney with with a great big gun and shoot Barney in the tail no more purple green dinosaur and ha ha ha Barney s dead are nt you glad Barney s dead sorry kids. Barney s dead

Just use a Harpoon on his a big harpoon and learn how to skin and dress a big purple Dinosour

Put him in a big cannon aim for the b moon BOOM he misses the moon ends up on Mars Marvin Disinigrates him with his Acme Disinigreating Pistol

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME WE'LL ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,A BLOW GUN AND POISON DARTS,AND HAUL HIM OFF A HORSE DRAWN CART

BARNEYS DEAD,IN A COFFIN BED,SOME WENT BLEW OFF HIS HEAD,AND TO THE CEMETARY WE WILL RACE,AND BURY HIM INA PIANO CASE

barney's actor was just arrested for raping the kids on set and backstage, so I hat u u hate me let's get together and kill barney! With cocaine up his nose and a gun to his head, sorry kids but barney's dead!

y u bully me

Well like think about it, the Dino we all loved ,loved us little kids way too much. He touched us in the um.... spots

Anyone here in 2020 :) I don’t know why but the songs came running through my head so I looked them up and now I am on this website. There is a lot of funny songs

i hate you you hate me lets get togather and kiss the dino

I HATE YOU,YOU HATE ME,LETS HANG THAT DYNO FROM A TREE

Blood is red.Barneys dead,Some shot him in the head,Then got eggs from the chicken coop,And made big pot of Dino Soup

All right bub was that Dracula or Blacula which is a all black Vampire movie kind of like The Wiz which featured Micheal Jackson

Jesus christ why was the 2005 internet obsessed with calling everyone a f*g? I was just here trying to figure out where the bit about pizza hut came in lol.

I hate you you. Hate me let's go out and kill Barney and cut off Barney s tail no more f***ing purple green dinosaur and use Barney as a sex toy

Hasn't everyone made this joke though? Because it's not like anti-Barney humor is a new thing.

A dynimite Birthday cake made from Gunpowder KA-BOOM

How about: I hate you! You hate me! Let's get together and shot barney! 1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4! NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

think I'll get my magnum 44

magnum 44's are the best guns for shooting dinosaurs

i hate you you hate me lets team up and kill Barney with a big fat shotgun shoot him in the head we teamed up now Barneys DEAD

that works, but might take two bullets instead of one

i hate you you hate me barney jumded off of an apple tree with a chop and a slice and a sliver in his head thats how you make sure barney is dead

I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barny with a big shot gun give a dog bone no more purple dinosaurs.

What ever you do I got a virus from this web site just putting them code in. And on my phone it says unknowned user and my apps are uninstalling and I didn't uninstall anything

funk this bich ass self

He steps on a Land Mine KA BOOM

I didn't know Barney was hated this much..

Gun Collector the 44 Magnum revolver the Dirty Harry uses built by Smith and Wesson

I hate Barney. Kill Barney f*** Barney and f*** joe Biden

Biden worst then Obama

i love this song, me and my friends keep singing this song on the school bus. and laughing at it because we hate barney. (P.S., were 5th graders)

I wuv u, u wuv me, lets gow out and kill barney with a shotgun bang bang bang he's on the floor, no more stupid dinosaur

i hate you you hate me let's tie barney to a tree with a kick on his foot and a bullet to the head halaloolya barneys dead. i hate you you hate me let's get together and murder barney with a 3-45 and a bullet to the head don't tell the kids but barney's dead. LOLZ add this next =)

I LOVED the lyrics and I have always hated Barney!!!!!! 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🚫❌⭕🐱‍🐉 I love you you love me lets get together and kill Barney fighting him against his will sure is fun! Yay yay yay yay! ( fighting sean) Roar roar roar and now he's on the floor! No more STUPID purple DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM,POW,BLAM Barney is Gone

I love you, you love me❤️ Let’s go kill barneyyy😈 with a great big shot gun🔫❤️ Barney’s on the floor😵💊 no more purple dinosaur 🦕😩

Barney in Quicksand not quick enough? just roll a boulder in on him

barney can be your friend to if you bilef in saaaaten

the song should be like i hate you you hate me lets gang up on barney and light a match on hime

I hate Barney you hate Barney we all hate Barney let’s go out and kill Barney no more purple green dinosaur

I hate you / you hate me / let's all go and kill Barney / with a shotgun bang he's dead on the floor / no more purple dinosaur

I hate you, you hate me Lets go out and kill barney With a 22 shotgun shoot him in the head Sorry kids but barneys dead

BLOOD IS RED,BARNEYS DEAD,SOMEONE SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD,HE IS NOT MAKING A SOUND,BARNEY BURIED SIX FEET DOWN

I hate you, you hate me, we are a twisted family, now let’s grab our 50 millimeter to his head, oh dang now Barney’s dead.

How will you dispose of the Dead Body? Cook it on a real big Fire cut it all up and put it away in the freezer have once a week BBQ Bury it ina big deep hole dump it in the Ocean with Heavy Boulders

Pour Fish Sauce on him then turn loose all those Hungry little Penguins

I hate you u hate me let's get together and kill barney with a great big gun and a 2 by 4 no more purple dino-suar! I hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a knife through his back and an arrow through his head he will cry and wet the bed. I hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a big rifle gun and a great big boom no more purple dinosaur

Why not get together and have some tea? Then we could discuss who to do with this lovey dovy thing

A bunch of years ago, I made a web page that shows 366 ways to dispatch our "favourite" purple toliet dinosaur. To wit: htt p://ww w.ledmuseum.net/fift een/dybarney.htm (Remove spaces in the URL to make it functional)

you guys know ( sips some tea) The purple thing is just an actor in a costume doing what he is told. If you want to ring someone's neck then find out who wrote this stuff

Mad Hatter will you and the March Hare stuff the Doremouse into the Teapot?

I love u love me let's chop off barney's head and use it as a lantern

All right whats to do with the rest of him?

I hate you, you hate me! Let's go out and kill barney! With a shotgun POW! and barney's on the floor, no more purple dinosaur

I Hate you,You Hate me,lets all go out and Hunt Barney,with a Bang Bang,Pow Pow,Barnies Dead,Let take Axe,and cut off his Head

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GO AND HUNT BARNEY WITH A ONE SHOT TWO SHOT THREE SHOT FOUR NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR LOL BUT FOR REAL IRT IS WIERD BECAUSE…I love Barney

A hat and Shoes made of Dynimite BOOM, KA BLAM, POW

Hegeow

barney - the purple thing that is dead

I hate you you hate me lets team up and kill barney put him in the freezer take him to the grand canyon throw him down now he is dead.

you guys 2? you guys 3? This ain't fault of the dumb Barney Shoot the script writer countlessly in the head making sure that he is dead

Put him in a old chest Freezer then run it through Scrap Baler

How about the Jimmy Hoffa Treatment whatever and however that was done

Throw him into Volcano about to Erupt well Done Dino

yawns

Use liquid Hydrogen frreze him sold drop out of Airplane watch him shatter to Ittsy Bittsy pieces

Drop a Boulder on him like with the Roadrunner/Coyote

I ARREST YOU,YOU ARREST ME,WERE T HE CORRPT BIDEN FAMILY,WITH CRROKED DEALS WITH CHINA,AND BILL GATES,AND MINAH

Have him launched on a faulty Rocket into Space BOOM

Broo Barney is for babies and Barney is gay and creepy TYSM FOR MAKING THIS A SONG LIKE BARNEY IS DUMB IF BARNEY WAS REAL DINOSAUR AND HE SEES THIS HE WOULD CRY TO HIS MOM LIKE THE CRYBABY HE IS WITH HIS UGLY PURPLE AND GREEN DINOSAUR SELF BTW ONLY PURPLE IS MY FAVE COLOR BUT GREEN NTY

All o' you Barney haters just grow the hell an' f**kin' kill yourselves.

Nobody. Your a Pea-Brained Prick with a walnut sized Brain

I hate you! You hate me! Barney. gave me HIV. It started with a kiss but Barney wanted more! I got raped by a dinosaur.

i hate u u hate me lets team up and kill barney with a big shot gun yeah barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur

Flatten him with a highway roller

I hate you you hate me let's team up and kill barnie with a 1 shot 2 shot 3 shot 4 shot no more barney any more!

I hate you you hate me lets hang barney from a tree with a with a knife to his back and a gun to his that purple suckers dead this is one of my fav s i heard!

Boom.Blam,Ka-Pow

Wait for him to wade the Amazon when the Piranhas are running

The Wil-E-Coyote either treatment take your pick Dyntamite or a Boulder either blow him to Smitherernies or squish him like bug

He drinks Nitro trips and falls KAH-BOOM

If your going to hang him use cable

Skiing off a Cliff 500 feet down

I CHEAT YOU, YOU CHEAT ME, WERE THE CORRUP BIDEN FAMILY

i hate you You hate me lets go out and kill barney with a big shot gun and barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur or heres another one. i hate you You hate me lets find ways to kill barney with a big shotgun or a can of gasoline no more purple dinosaur

How long would it take to Cremate big purple dinosour?

I HATE YOU, YIU HATE ME, LET GO AND LUANCH BARNEY, LET US GO AND RACE,AND LAUNCH HIM INTO OUTER SPACE

I love this song

ROSES ARE RED,VIOLETS ARE BLUE,LETS ALL COOK BARNEY,AND MAKE DINO STEW

Do to him like in the movie Big Trouble in Little China inflates up like a Balloon until he Pops

Expose him the Liquid Oxogen drop him from a plane onto the sidewalk Smash to Ittsy Bittsy pieces

I HATE YOU,YOU HATE ME,GET GO,AND KILL BARNEY,A PURPLE DINO,WOULD LOOK GREAT, SLAYING ROAST,ON A DINNER PLATE

Ice Skating on Thin Ice Barny falls in Frozen Dino thaw him out and he melts

He gose Scuba Diving someone drops a depth charge Seagull Food and Shark Chum

BLOOD IS RED,BARNEYS DEAD,I DROPPED A ANVIL,ON HIS HEAD