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Song Parodies -> "New for Blue"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"New for Blue"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A new less-lethal weapon attachment has been developed for USPDs that turns the first bullet into a speeding golf ball looking projectile. The attachment called "The Alternative" is orange and plastic fitted over muzzle and front slide. The first bullet embeds into the golf ball sized bulb up front and can knock a person down at normal ranges. It can break bones. At extreme short range can still kill but officers are instructed to back up before firing. First to test it was Ferguson PD. Go figure...
New for Blue,
And all PDs,
The Alternative less-lethal piece
Ferguson,
Golf ball projectile future use,
Better than another Black dead youth!
New for Blue,
Orange, you see,
Reduces police gun lethality
Can hurt, stun,
Leave an assailant down, confused
Costs just $45 per use!!!
And all PDs,
The Alternative less-lethal piece
Ferguson,
Golf ball projectile future use,
Better than another Black dead youth!
New for Blue,
Orange, you see,
Reduces police gun lethality
Can hurt, stun,
Leave an assailant down, confused
Costs just $45 per use!!!
Police response to Black Lives Matter. May become standard issue in the future.
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Great, will the cops start yelling Fore! instead of Freeze!!! 5s!
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Police, Tell Us More! 455
Btw, Less-Lethal weapons are a new class meant to replace Non-lethal weapons that ARE Lethal. Blinding lasers, strobing devices, bean bag cargo shotgun rounds, tasers, etc.. used in the field and in prisons for riot control or torture.
Cops abuse their power and authority too often, with tragic consequences. Interesting to read about, hopefully can improve things. 5's
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