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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Rules"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Stupid Rules"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
War is hell and it used to be any weapon could be used. But now several weapons are banned! How utterly stupid. Gives enemies a chance to break Western Geneva nonsense. Take a look at ISIS with suicide bombers and trucks, IEDs, edged weapons etc... and Syria with barrel bombs! If I were President I would authorize flame throwers, napalm, cluster munitions, nerve gases, and other banned stuff.
Stupid rules,
West treaties,
Banned weapons- our enemies lead
I would hold a grudge,
Use flame, gas, bio, and crystal steel too
On occasion, a tactical nuke!
Stupid rules,
Idiocracies,
War is pure hell, it's not PC!
Spike pits, plastic mines, knee choppers too
Counter the barbarous weapons ISIS use!
For Intel, waterboarding is cool!!!
West treaties,
Banned weapons- our enemies lead
I would hold a grudge,
Use flame, gas, bio, and crystal steel too
On occasion, a tactical nuke!
Stupid rules,
Idiocracies,
War is pure hell, it's not PC!
Spike pits, plastic mines, knee choppers too
Counter the barbarous weapons ISIS use!
For Intel, waterboarding is cool!!!
Note: The Germans (of all people) ban military shotguns from their armed forces since WW1. They invented the first true SMG (MP-18) and now prefer a 40mm GL instead.
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So all's fair in love and war?
WWBD -- What would Barney Do
^ probably use the one bullet he's allowed and hope he doesn't miss! ...oh not THAT Barney eh? 455
Believe it or not Jon but after reading CML's comment, I immediately thought of Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show!" He kept 1 bullet in his pocket because everytime he had his gun loaded it went off due to his clumsiness! Andy, of course, never carried a gun except for a few episodes with fugitives.
^ well, great minds think alike! although in this case, it's more like YOUR great mind and I just got lucky! :P
Jon, my favorite episode of "Andy Griffith" was "The Case for a Punch in the Nose!" This is Ep 525. I have TvLand, so AG runs 5 hrs in the morning and 5 hrs in the evenings. I remember watching the reruns earlier in life and never liked the character of Helen Crump. Andy shoulda married either Ellie Walker or Charlene Darling! ;-)
TV Land must have 100% of the over 80 crowd watching the channel all day with their schedule being what it is. Used to be so much more variety, but younger people didn't watch apparently. Anyway, as for the parody, while I respectfully disagree, this was funny as the antithesis of the original
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