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Song Parodies -> "Adaptiv Ruse"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Adaptiv Ruse"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
BAE Adaptiv camouflage uses 1000 hexagonal Peltier Plates to mimic a background or project a false image through heating and cooling. This can be used with both moving and stationary modes of armored vehicles. Possible aircraft, helo, and ship applications in the future. Militarily, however, there are claims of breaking the Geneva Convention rules of warfare. False imaging is considered in the same class as military in civilian clothing. All combatants are required to wear markings, flags, etc to identify friend from foe. Which is silly because deception is the greatest weapon of war!!!
Adaptiv ruse,
From BAE,
Active cammo to achieve
Geneva Convention shrug,
prohibitions thus removed
False imaging claimed something new!
Adaptiv ruse,
Secrecy,
Hex Peltier Plates do deceive
Background switch tug,
And mimesis image too,
Tank-to-4x4 WILL fool you!
At least until you get to within 100m...
From BAE,
Active cammo to achieve
Geneva Convention shrug,
prohibitions thus removed
False imaging claimed something new!
Adaptiv ruse,
Secrecy,
Hex Peltier Plates do deceive
Background switch tug,
And mimesis image too,
Tank-to-4x4 WILL fool you!
At least until you get to within 100m...
Russians have a similar version to project false UN symbols, false flags, uniforms, etc... while Germany is using holomorphic tech to produce false imagers that would create false clones of tanks, ships, and aircraft.
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Best parody of the day! 555!
I posted this because we keep hearing about the Geneva Convention dealing with the Russian bombings in Syria and other war crimes in the Middle East, but not this Western violation akin to spying. If lives are killed with this tech, military or civilian, it becomes valid due to mimicking civilian vehicles and people, other Army uniforms, flags, etc...
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