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Song Parodies -> "Gross Gal & Dude"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Gross Gal & Dude"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
More comic superhero oddities. Ashley Crawford, a model that can expand her mass until she becomes Big Bertha and Alex Cunley who as Zeitgeist can spew acid vomit!!! Both are mutants.
Gross gal & dude,
First Ashley,
A fine model who turns ultra-obese!
Big Bertha blub,
Grows fatter until she's huge,
Slims back down by super puke!!!
Eew.... gross!
Gross gal & dude,
Alex Cunley,
Zeitgeist acid mouth spewing!
Steel won't budge?
30 seconds taking his hot goo,
10 inches was eaten right through!!!
Cool? No!
Eew... gross!
Mutants are these unglamorous two
Of little use...
[No one wants to sleep with the former, no one wants to kiss the latter]
First Ashley,
A fine model who turns ultra-obese!
Big Bertha blub,
Grows fatter until she's huge,
Slims back down by super puke!!!
Eew.... gross!
Gross gal & dude,
Alex Cunley,
Zeitgeist acid mouth spewing!
Steel won't budge?
30 seconds taking his hot goo,
10 inches was eaten right through!!!
Cool? No!
Eew... gross!
Mutants are these unglamorous two
Of little use...
[No one wants to sleep with the former, no one wants to kiss the latter]
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what is it with these fellas and vomit? 455
Jon, if you saw Big Bertha, you'd puke!
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