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Song Parodies -> "We Loathe Cruz"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"We Loathe Cruz"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The National Enquirer story on Ted Cruz's affairs has him on the defensive. Although a tabloid, the NE has exposed liars like Gary Hart, Jesse Jackson, John Edwards, and Anthony Wiener. Ted's sex romps might cost him... No wonder his wife fell apart in 2005 with severe depression.
We Loathe Cruz,
Claims loves Heidi,
Except for his in-fi-del-ities!
With an Enquirer nudge,
And a media tip or two,
Five other women he did screw!

We Loathe Cruz,
Bible thumping,
Never mentions word: Adultery!
Still holds a grudge,
Trump ad he did approve,
But latest hit- for him bad news!

Trump approves...
3 of the 5 women supposedly identified: Katrina Pierson, Amanda Carpenter, and Sarah Isgur Flores.
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Jonathan - March 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I'm Jonathan Surname and I approve this parody! 455
Rob Arndt - March 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, in the Intro I misspelled Anthony Weiner... what was I thinking? ;-)

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