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Song Parodies -> "Future Foods 4"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Future Foods 4"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Projected for 2050...
Future foods,
Individual needs,
Food scanners aim to please
(Eat, Don't eat!)
NASA stuff,
70 second pizzas for dudes,
Designer chocolates for gals too!
Future foods,
No wasting,
Edible seaweed glass and plates... really?
Smart utensils urged,
Warning of child allergic to: avoid
Quick! Remove the bowl of food! Allergies!
Tech is good, but choices lowered,
Expect more kale, insects, plants, and formulated goo!
Krill in bulk, many forms to chew...
Individual needs,
Food scanners aim to please
(Eat, Don't eat!)
NASA stuff,
70 second pizzas for dudes,
Designer chocolates for gals too!
Future foods,
No wasting,
Edible seaweed glass and plates... really?
Smart utensils urged,
Warning of child allergic to: avoid
Quick! Remove the bowl of food! Allergies!
Tech is good, but choices lowered,
Expect more kale, insects, plants, and formulated goo!
Krill in bulk, many forms to chew...
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Blue Water. and I don't mean like when the toilet water is blue from those cleaning tabs, no! actual, honest to goodness Blue Drinking Water! make it happen, future! 455
Jon, just add food coloring like the good old days. Btw, blue milk is better. Star Wars fans make it all the time as Bantha Milk!
You can already buy blue colored vitamin waters or ocean waters. There's also blue Gatorade and Powerade.
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