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Song Parodies -> "Love White Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Love White Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Stereotypical White foods...
Love White foods,
Mayo, Spam, turkey,
With box of wine- caviar, and Pâté
Beef Stroganoff,
Bagels, cream cheese... not just for the Jews,
Fish sticks, tartar sauce, fruit salads
and for some... that sh-t, tofu!!!

Love White foods,
Steaks so bloody,
Braunschweiger, brats, from Germany
Love that chocolate fudge,
Yogurt, cottage cheese, and those beefy stews,
Add some tater tots with a box of apple juice!



I took these common foods from ethnic food studies.

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Rex - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
This makes me hungry for meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Add extra ketchup for the meatloaf! Oh, and don't forget the biscuits and tea!
Shelly - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
You forgot marmalade, roast beef, and pudding!
Jonathan - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
well, what do you know? guess I'm not as white as I thought! I don't like cottage cheese, either! personally though, I blame that one on the time I got dreadfully sick after eating it as a kid. 455

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