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Song Parodies -> "New 52"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"New 52"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

No, not the DC comics, but the B-52 bomber which the USAF wants to retain and redesign as Omegafortress! No kidding! New engines, all new electronics, drone carrier, HEL blazers, active wave-bender stealth, and other upgrades. To remain active after 2040.
New 52,
Longevity,
Redesign for years past 2040
Whole new batch,
Omegafortress with HELs* to shoot,
Drone carrier, swarmers, air mines to boot!

New 52,
More room, see?
Extra bomb bay for SW** drop ease
Bombload 50 tons,
Carpet bombing still of urgent use,
New types of nukes also improved!

The AF doesn't want to get rid of you...
* High Energy Lasers (over 100 Kw)
** Special Weapon: aerial mines, Kamikaze attack drones, rod penetrators, aerial decoys

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Jonathan - May 16, 2017 - Report this comment
misleading title, but still da bomb! 455
Rob Arndt - May 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Maybe I'll do the comic version soon!
Rob Arndt - May 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Note: the new B-3 has been redesignated Northrop B-21 Raider.

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