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Song Parodies -> "Weird Kraut Foods"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You"
Original Performer:
Barney and the Backyard Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Weird Kraut Foods"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Just a few...
Weird kraut foods,
Milbenkase cheese,
Live mites inside might make you freeze
Kalter Hund for snack,
Biscuit with frosting looks cool,
Looks like a dog snout, so named it too!
Weird kraut foods,
Mett is simply:
Pork spread on bread topped with parsley
Fantakuchen roll fat,
cake made with Fanta will make you drool,
Bierkase might not, cheese soaked in beer- eew!
German French toast, white asparagus, and "Little Nun Farts"* served in schools,
Himmel und Erde** is a favorite too!
Milbenkase cheese,
Live mites inside might make you freeze
Kalter Hund for snack,
Biscuit with frosting looks cool,
Looks like a dog snout, so named it too!
Weird kraut foods,
Mett is simply:
Pork spread on bread topped with parsley
Fantakuchen roll fat,
cake made with Fanta will make you drool,
Bierkase might not, cheese soaked in beer- eew!
German French toast, white asparagus, and "Little Nun Farts"* served in schools,
Himmel und Erde** is a favorite too!
* Nonnenfurzle: origin is mix-up of names. In French it was paix de nonne (Nun's peace) but got confused with pets de nonne (Nun's farts). They are donut puffs!
** Heaven and Earth: applesauce with mashed potatoes- as in over them!
** Heaven and Earth: applesauce with mashed potatoes- as in over them!
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Fanta cake you say? "goes to search for recipes" 455
Jon, I thought you would go for the Nun's farts!!!
^ I might still! dat name though...
Jon, here's a recipe:
http://www.food.com/recipe/fantakuchen-fanta-cake-a-popular-german-cake-made-with-fanta-269481
http://www.food.com/recipe/fantakuchen-fanta-cake-a-popular-german-cake-made-with-fanta-269481
^ muchas gracias!
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